Spring Jokes For Kids

Let the sun shine and the laughter bloom with these funny spring jokes for kids!

After a long winter cooped up inside, children are usually bouncing off the walls, ready to get outside.

So while they’re waiting for sunshine and dry weather, why not help them celebrate springtime with some seasonal humor? Here are some of our favorite spring jokes for kids.


    Best spring jokes for kids

    1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

    2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe.

    3. How does springs end?
    With a G.

    4. How do you know flowers are friendly?
    They have a lot of buds.

    5. What’s Irish and comes out in spring?
    Paddy O’Furniture.

    6. Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?
    It lost its petals.

    7. What did the summer say to the spring?
    Help! I’m going to fall.

    8. How excited was the gardener about spring?
    So excited he wet his plants.

    9. What did the tree say when it saw the first signs of spring?
    What a re-leaf.

    10. Does February like March?
    No, but April May.

    spring jokes for kids

    Silly spring jokes for kids

    11. What do you call a cyborg bee?
    The Pollinator.

    12. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
    A robin.

    13. How does a bee get to school?
    On the school buzz.

    14. Why do hens lay eggs?
    If they dropped them, they’d break.

    15. What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
    Garden hose.

    16. What will you call a flower that loves to dress up?
    A dandy-lion.

    17. How did the egg cross the road?
    He scrambled across.

    18. Do you know about April 1st?
    Yes, I’m fooly aware of it.

    Spring puns

    19. What did one raindrop say to the other?
    Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

    20. Why don’t cats play baseball in the spring?
    They prefer purr-fect weather.

    21. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
    During APE-ril showers.

    22. How does the sun listen to music?
    On its ray-dio.

    23. What flower does everyone have on their face?

    24. Why did the bird go to the hospital?
    It needed medical tweetment.

    25. What do you call a day when it rains cats and dogs?
    A pawsome day.

    26. Why was the broom late for the spring cleaning?
    He over-swept.

    27. What kind of garden does a baker have?
    A flour garden.

    28. Why can’t you tease egg whites?
    They can’t take a yolk.

    Corny spring jokes

    29. What is the best mattress for a new bed?
    A spring mattress.

    30. Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?
    Because you can really rake in the cash.

    31. Why are oak trees so forgiving?
    Every spring they turn over a new leaf.

    32. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    Because he was a fungi.

    33. Why is spring a good time to get into good habits?
    It’s the perfect time to turn a new leaf.

    34. How does a bee brush its hair?
    With its honeycomb.

    35. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
    Because his parents were in a jam.

    36. What did the flower say when he received a bouquet?
    I’m blooming with excitement.

    More funny spring jokes for kids

    Easter jokes

    37. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack up.

    38. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
    An egg-stra-terrestrial.

    39. What is a Chicks favorite vegetable?

    40. What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
    A spring roll.

    41. Why did the Easter bunny hide?
    He was a little chicken.

    42. What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
    A jelly bean.

    Funny spring jokes for kids

    43. Which season is the best time for a trampoline?
    Spring time.

    44. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter.

    45. Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A bee comes after it.

    46. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?

    47. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
    He was trying to grow a water-melon.

    48. What did one tree say to the other?
    Are you bark-ing mad?

    49. How can you make a bouncy pool?
    Add spring water.

    50. What do you call an emergency in spring?
    May Day.

    Spring weather jokes

    51. Why is April so clean?
    Because it always showers.

    52. Why did the weather want privacy?
    Because it was changing.

    53. What did the thunder say to the lightning?
    You’re shocking.

    54. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
    A drizzly bear.

    55. What did the dirt say to the rain?
    If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

    56. Why did the raindrop go to the doctor?
    It was feeling a little under the weather.

    57. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

    58. Why did the cloud break up with the lightning?
    They had a stormy relationship.

    59. Why are umbrellas a good friend to have in a spring thunderstorm?
    They’ve always got you covered.

    60. Can bees fly in the rain?
    Not without their little yellow jackets.

    Spring animal jokes

    61. Why are frogs so happy?
    They eat whatever bugs them.

    62. What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?
    Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course.

    63. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
    Where in earth have you been?

    64. How do you know that bees are happy?
    Because they hum while they work.

    65. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
    To become an inchworm.

    66. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
    Open-toad sandals.

    67. What do you call a well-dressed lion?
    A dandy lion.

    68. Why did one bee tease the other bee?
    Because he was acting like a bay-bee.

    69. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    Bugs bunny.

    70. Which bug is related to you?
    Your aunt.

    Spring riddles

    71. What falls, but never needs a bandage?
    The rain.

    72. What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
    Their feet.

    73. What bow can’t be tied?
    A rainbow.

    74. What can run fast but can’t walk?

    75. What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either?
    The letter R.

    76. What month of the year is the shortest?
    May – it only has 3 letters.

    77. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
    Because they just finished a long 31-day March.

    78. What has to be broken before you can use it?
    An egg.

    79. What goes up when the rain comes down?

    Spring knock knock jokes

    80. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    It’s Swarm – Swarm who?
    ‘Swarm outside!

    81. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Butter – Butter who?
    Butter bring an umbrella, it’s raining!

    82. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Water – Water who?
    Water you doing for spring break?

    83. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    March – March who?
    Bless you!

    84. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Rover – Rover who?
    Rover the rainbow!

    85. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
    Beezer – Beezer who?
    Beezer buzzing – it must be spring!

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 4/2/24