Elf Jokes For Kids
These elf jokes for kids are sure to bring joy and giggles to kids of all ages. And, best of all, they’re clean and safe for the whole family.
Looking to add a laugh or two to your family’s Elf on the Shelf holiday tradition? Or are your children fans of Buddy the Elf from the classic holiday movie? We’ve got elf jokes for all occasions.
This collection is perfect for parents, teachers, and caregivers looking for a fun and festive way to spread some holiday cheer. So, grab some hot cocoa and get ready to smile with these merry and bright elf jokes!
Best elf jokes for kids
1. What’s inside an elf’s shoes?
His mistletoes.
2. What do elves learn first at school?
The elf-abet.
3. What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
Elfies.
4. Why are elves good listeners?
They’re all ears!
5. What do you call a famous elf singer?
Elf-is Presley.
6. What do you get if you cross an elf with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
7. What kind of music do elves like?
Wrap.
8. What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
Clean elf jokes for kids
9. What is an elf’s favorite desert?
Short cake.
10. How do elves keep their hands clean?
Santa-tiser.
11. What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
12. What does Santa say to his elves every Christmas Eve?
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
13. What’s an elf’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
14. What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits.
Elf puns
15. How do elves get from floor to floor?
In an elf-avator.
16. What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
Welfy.
17. Why does Santa owe success to his helpers?
Because he’s an elf-made man.
18. Why wasn’t the elf on the bus to school?
He was gnome-schooled.
19. What does an elf use to make a Christmas pudding?
U-tinsel-s.
20. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf-esteem.
Silly elf jokes for kids
21. How do elves send messages to each other?
On their elf phones.
22. How do elves greet each other?
Small world, isn’t it?
23. What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
Miniature golf.
24. How do elves keep their breath fresh?
Orna-mints.
25. What elf can carry the most books?
A booksh-elf.
Elf on the shelf jokes
26. Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
27. What do elves use to walk when they hurt their legs?
Candy canes.
28. Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans.
29. What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
30. Who do elves work for?
Nobody, they are elf-employed.
31. Where does an elf stay on holiday?
A ho-ho-ho-tel.
Elf riddles
32. What did Rudolf say to the elf when they went flying?
Hold on for deer life!
33. What is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf.
34. What do elves play during the summer?
Little League Baseball.
35. What’s the difference between an ant and an elf?
Very little.
36. What do you call an elf entrepreneur?
A small business owner.
Elf knock knock jokes
37. Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Holly – Holly who?
Holly up already and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
38. Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Yule – Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!
39. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Elf – Elf who?
Elf I knock again, will you let me in?
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