Space Jokes For Kids
These space jokes for kids are a great way to encourage learning and have a laugh at the same time.
Space is a vast and mysterious place, full of wonder and excitement. It’s no wonder that kids are so fascinated by it.
You can use these jokes to teach them about different aspects of space, such as the planets, the stars, and the galaxies.
Best space jokes for kids
Some of the best space jokes are the ones that are both funny and educational. Here are some of our favorites.
1.) What did the astronaut cook for lunch?
An unidentifiable frying object.
2.) Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet?
They read the reviews: only one star.
3.) How do you organize a rocket launch?
4.) What does space-time and apples have in common?
5.) How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
6.) What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?
A flying sorcerer.
7.) What’s a light year?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Funny outer space jokes for kids
1.) What is the center of gravity?
The letter V.
2.) Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the milky way.
3.) What do you say to a 3-headed space creature?
Hello, hello, hello.
4.) What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
Time to get your booster shot.
5.) How does our solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
6.) What kind of bee goes into space?
7.) How do you get a baby to sleep in outer space?
8.) Why did the alien throw a steak on the comet?
He wanted it meaty-or.
9.) How many paperclips would it take to reach the moon?
One, but it would have to be very large.
10.) How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers aren’t scared of the dark.
11.) What do farmers need to create crop circles?
12.) Who was the first deer to travel through outer space?
1.) Why did the restaurant on the moon get poor reviews?
There was no atmosphere.
2.) Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full.
3.) What kind of crazy bugs live on the moon?
4.) Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere.
5.) Where to space cows live?
On the MOOn.
6.) How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
When it’s full.
7.) Where in the solar system can you find the most change?
The moon – it keeps changing quarters.
8.) What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
9.) How much money is the moon worth?
A dollar – because it has four quarters.
10.) What keeps the moon up?
Space jokes for kids about stars
1.) What star wears sunglasses?
A movie star.
2.) What did one shooting star say to the other?
Pleased to meteor.
3.) Why did the dwarf star go to school?
To become brighter.
4.) Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.
5.) Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
6.) How do aliens pay for coffee?
With star bucks.
7.) What do you win in a space talent competition?
A constellation prize.
8.) What is the farthest you can travel for free?
Around the Sun – and you do it every year.
9.) Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had thousands of degrees.
10.) How far can you see on a clear day?
150 million kilometers, from here to the sun.
11.) While living on earth might be a little expensive,
at least you get a free trip around the sun every year.
Space jokes for kids about planets
1.) Which kind of music do planets like to listen to?
2.) Where do planets and stars get educated?
3.) Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto.
4.) Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in.
5.) What do planets like to read?
6.) Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system.
It just has a nice ring to it.
7.) What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
8.) What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
You have to planet.
9.) When people run round in circles we say they’re crazy.
When planets do it, we say they’re orbiting.
10.) What did Venus say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
1.) When do astronauts eat their lunch?
At launch time.
2.) What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
Find space for a book.
3.) How do astronauts serve meals?
On flying saucers.
4.) What do you call a loony spaceman?
5.) What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A black hole.
6.) What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast?
7.) What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
8.) What is an astronaut’s favorite website?
9.) Where do astronauts park their rocket ships?
Next to a parking meteor.
10.) Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Space jokes for kids about aliens
1.) What do aliens on the metric system say?
Take me to your liter.
2.) Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
3.) What did the alien say to the cat?
Take me to your litter.
4.) What do you give an angry alien?
Lots of space.
5.) What did the alien say when he was out of room?
I’m all spaced out.
6.) What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your weeder.
7.) How do alien poets write their poems?
8.) What do Martians drink when they have tummy aches?
9.) What do aliens wear to formal events?
10.) Why did the alien go to the doctor?
He looked a little green.
11.) What should you do if you see a green alien?
Wait until it’s ripe.
Funny space puns
1.) Why is the best chili found in outer space?
2.) How did the lamb get to the moon?
In a space sheep.
3.) What do Aliens drink when it’s chilly outside?
4.) What do you call an Easter Egg from outer space?
5.) Which robot always took an alternate route?
Space riddles to challenge your brain
1.) I can fill a room without occupying space.
What am I?
Light of course.
2.) I’m sometimes full, but I never overflow.
What Am I?
3.) What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
The letter E.
Bonus: Space knock knock joke
Knock Knock – Who’s there?
Solar – Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke?
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