Funny Jokes For Kids
Looking for the best funny jokes for kids? We’ve got them for you.
Kids of all ages will love these family-friendly jokes. The silly humor in these jokes will bring a laugh and a smile to your children’s faces. Tell them one and they’ll want to hear more!
The best funny jokes for kids
1.) What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
ANSWER: Bored games.
2.) Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
ANSWER: Because she was stuffed.
3.) What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
ANSWER: A tuba toothpaste.
4.) Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
ANSWER: He was a little Thor.
5.) What kind of tree fits in your hand?
ANSWER: A palm tree.
6.) What kind of music do mummies listen to?
ANSWER: Wrap music.
Animal jokes for kids
7.) Why do ducks have tail feathers?
ANSWER: To cover their buttquacks.
8.) Where do fish keep their money?
ANSWER: In the river bank.
9.) What do you call a cow with two legs?
ANSWER: Eileen.
10.) What do you call a dog magician?
ANSWER: A labra-cadabra-dor.
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11.) What do birds give out on Halloween?
ANSWER: Tweets.
12.) What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
ANSWER: PRIME-mates.
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13.) What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
ANSWER: That hit the spot.
14.) What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
ANSWER: A dino-snore.
15.) Why did the daddy rabbit go to the barber?
ANSWER: He had a lot of little hares.
16.) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
ANSWER: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
17.) What event do spiders love to attend?
ANSWER: Webbings.
18.) Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
ANSWER: Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
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Silly humor for kids
19.) Why didn’t the lamp sink?
ANSWER: It was too light.
20.) How do you know when a bike is thinking?
ANSWER: You can see its wheels turning.
21.) What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
ANSWER: R2 detour.
22.) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
ANSWER: Time to get a new clock.
23.) What building in your town has the most stories?
ANSWER: The public library.
24.) When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
ANSWER: Because when you find it, you stop looking.
25.) What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
ANSWER: A stick.
26.) Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
ANSWER: There are hundreds of fans.
27.) What did the left eye say to the right eye?
ANSWER: Between us, something smells.
28.) What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
ANSWER: Snow.
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Science jokes for kids
29.) How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
ANSWER: Shocked!
30.) What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
ANSWER: Twister.
31.) What did the limestone say to the geologist?
ANSWER: Don’t take me for granite.
32.) What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
ANSWER: Thunderwear.
33.) How does the moon cut his hair?
ANSWER: Eclipse it.
34.) How does a scientist freshen her breath?
ANSWER: With experi-mints.
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Food funnies for kids
35.) What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
ANSWER: Nacho cheese.
36.) Why was the baby strawberry crying?
ANSWER: Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
37.) What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
ANSWER: Where is pop corn?
38.) Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
ANSWER: Because he felt crummy.
39.) Why did the student eat his homework?
ANSWER: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
40.) How does a cucumber become a pickle?
ANSWER: It goes through a jarring experience.
41.) What did the frog order for lunch?
ANSWER: A burger and a diet croak.
42.) What did one plate say to the other plate?
ANSWER: Dinner is on me.
43.) What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
ANSWER: Finding half a worm.
44.) Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field?
ANSWER: There are too many ears.
There you have it — some of the best funny jokes for kids you’ll find anywhere. To wrap it all up, we offer one more just for the heck of it:
45.) How do dogs always know who is calling on the phone?
ANSWER: They have a collar ID.
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