Chocolate Quotes, Sayings

Chocolate is loved by people of all ages around the world. It is delicious, versatile, and can be enjoyed in many different ways. But chocolate is more than just a tasty treat. As you’ll see by these chocolate quotes and sayings, it is also a source of inspiration and joy.


    Best chocolate quotes

    Chocolate has been the subject of many famous quotes and sayings throughout history. These quotes capture the essence of chocolate and its ability to make us feel happy and content. They also celebrate the many different ways that chocolate can be enjoyed, from a simple bar of dark chocolate to a decadent dessert. Enjoy!

    Chocolate quotes and sayings

    Chocolate quotes about love

    1.) All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
    Charles M. Schulz

    2.) Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

    3.) Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
    Sonja Blumenthal

    4.) Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.
    Karl Petzke

    5.) Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
    John Milton

    6.) Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.
    Barbara Bretton

    For her and him

    7.) Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.

    8.) I love you more than chocolate.

    9.) Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
    Ted Allen

    10.) Chocolate tastes sweeter when you eat it with someone you love.

    11.) Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.
    Miranda Ingram

    12.) My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you.

    For friends

    13.) There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
    Linda Grayson

    14.) Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.

    Chocolate gift quotes

    15.) When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
    Joan Bauer

    16.) Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
    Rachel Vincent

    Charles Schulz chocolate quote

    Funny chocolate quotes

    17.) What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
    Katharine Hepburn

    18.) Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
    Dave Barry

    19.) The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate.
    Sandra Boynton

    20.) I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.
    Amy Neftzger

    21.) My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
    Dave Barry

    Cute sayings

    22.) Chocolate fixes everything.

    23.) Coffee and chocolate — the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
    Cherise Sinclair

    24.) The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
    Terry Moore

    25.) Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
    Judith Viorst

    26.) There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes; Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
    Sandra Boynton

    Chocolate quotes about life

    27.) When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
    Regina Brett

    28.) Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.

    29.) Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
    Nina Sandmann

    30.) Life happens, chocolate helps.

    31.) If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
    Marquise de Sévigné

    32.) If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.
    Simone Elkeles

    33.) Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
    Judith Olney

    34.) Everywhere in the world there are tensions — economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.
    Alain Ducasse

    Chocolate gift quote

    Happiness & chocolate

    35.) Chocolate is happiness you can eat.
    Ursula Kohaupt

    36.) As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.
    Wayne Gerard Trotman

    37.) Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me.
    Ruchi Prabhu

    38.) Happiness is a piece of chocolate melting in your mouth.

    39.) Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
    Joanne Harris

    Inspirational chocolate quotes

    40.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
    Justus von Liebig

    41.) Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food — it is therapy.
    Christelle Le Ru

    42.) When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.
    Adrian Grenier

    Famous chocolate quotes

    43.) Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.
    Milton S. Hershey

    44.) The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
    Thomas Jefferson

    45.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
    Milton S. Hershey

    From celebrities

    46.) After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
    Mel Gibson

    47.) Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
    Mariska Hargitay

    From movies

    48.) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
    Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump

    49.) The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that’s just the beginning.
    Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

    50.) No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall… but it’s the only way if you want it just right.
    Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

    From authors & books

    51.) It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.
    Graham Greene

    52.) Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.
    Richard Paul Evans

    53.) When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
    Daniel Worona

    Short chocolate quotes for Instagram

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    54.) Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
    Jo Brand

    55.) Chocolate makes everything better.

    56.) Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolate.
    Fernando Pessoa

    57.) Chocolate makes the world go round.

    58.) Chocolate should be savored, not rushed.
    Rick Riordan

    59.) Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
    Michael Levine

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    60.) If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
    Laini Taylor

    61.) A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.
    Marcia Carrington

    62.) Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

    63.) Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

    64.) Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
    Daniel Worona

    65.) Eat a square meal a day — a box of chocolate.

    66.) If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
    Jane Seabrook

    67.) There is no ‘we’ in chocolate.

    68.) There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.

    69.) Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.

    70.) If chocolate is the answer… the question is irrelevant.
    Kim Knott

    71.) I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
    Deanna Troi

    72.) I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.

    Cute chocolate captions

    73.) Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.

    74.) Chocolate only comes in one flavor. DELICIOUS!
    Anthony T. Hincks

    75.) Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

    76.) Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.

    77.) Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.

    78.) Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

    79.) Will work for chocolate.

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    By Greg Johnson | Published 11/2/2023