Chocolate Quotes, Sayings
Chocolate is loved by people of all ages around the world. It is delicious, versatile, and can be enjoyed in many different ways. But chocolate is more than just a tasty treat. As you’ll see by these chocolate quotes and sayings, it is also a source of inspiration and joy.
Best chocolate quotes
Chocolate has been the subject of many famous quotes and sayings throughout history. These quotes capture the essence of chocolate and its ability to make us feel happy and content. They also celebrate the many different ways that chocolate can be enjoyed, from a simple bar of dark chocolate to a decadent dessert. Enjoy!
Chocolate quotes about love
1.) All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
2.) Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
3.) Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
4.) Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.
5.) Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
6.) Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.
For her and him
7.) Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.
8.) I love you more than chocolate.
9.) Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
10.) Chocolate tastes sweeter when you eat it with someone you love.
11.) Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.
12.) My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you.
13.) There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
14.) Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Chocolate gift quotes
15.) When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
16.) Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
Funny chocolate quotes
17.) What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
18.) Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
19.) The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate.
20.) I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.
21.) My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
22.) Chocolate fixes everything.
23.) Coffee and chocolate — the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
24.) The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
25.) Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
26.) There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes; Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Chocolate quotes about life
27.) When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
28.) Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
29.) Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
30.) Life happens, chocolate helps.
31.) If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné
32.) If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.
33.) Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
34.) Everywhere in the world there are tensions — economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.
Happiness & chocolate
35.) Chocolate is happiness you can eat.
36.) As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
37.) Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me.
38.) Happiness is a piece of chocolate melting in your mouth.
39.) Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
Inspirational chocolate quotes
40.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Justus von Liebig
41.) Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food — it is therapy.
Christelle Le Ru
42.) When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.
Famous chocolate quotes
43.) Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.
Milton S. Hershey
44.) The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
45.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Milton S. Hershey
46.) After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
47.) Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
48.) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump
49.) The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that’s just the beginning.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
50.) No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall… but it’s the only way if you want it just right.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
From authors & books
51.) It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.
52.) Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.
Richard Paul Evans
53.) When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
Short chocolate quotes for Instagram
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54.) Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
55.) Chocolate makes everything better.
56.) Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolate.
57.) Chocolate makes the world go round.
58.) Chocolate should be savored, not rushed.
59.) Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
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60.) If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
61.) A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.
62.) Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
63.) Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
64.) Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
65.) Eat a square meal a day — a box of chocolate.
66.) If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
67.) There is no ‘we’ in chocolate.
68.) There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
69.) Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
70.) If chocolate is the answer… the question is irrelevant.
71.) I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
72.) I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
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73.) Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
74.) Chocolate only comes in one flavor. DELICIOUS!
Anthony T. Hincks
75.) Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
76.) Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.
77.) Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
78.) Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
79.) Will work for chocolate.
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