Chocolate Quotes, Sayings
Chocolate is loved by people of all ages around the world. It is delicious, versatile, and can be enjoyed in many different ways. But chocolate is more than just a tasty treat. As you’ll see by these chocolate quotes and sayings, it is also a source of inspiration and joy.
Best chocolate quotes
Chocolate has been the subject of many famous quotes and sayings throughout history. These quotes capture the essence of chocolate and its ability to make us feel happy and content. They also celebrate the many different ways that chocolate can be enjoyed, from a simple bar of dark chocolate to a decadent dessert. Enjoy!
Chocolate quotes about love
1.) All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
2.) Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Unknown
3.) Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
Sonja Blumenthal
4.) Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.
Karl Petzke
5.) Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
John Milton
6.) Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.
Barbara Bretton
For her and him
7.) Besides chocolate you’re my favorite.
Unknown
8.) I love you more than chocolate.
Unknown
9.) Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.
Ted Allen
10.) Chocolate tastes sweeter when you eat it with someone you love.
Unknown
11.) Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Miranda Ingram
12.) My weakness was chocolate but now it’s you.
Unknown
For friends
13.) There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
14.) Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Unknown
Chocolate gift quotes
15.) When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
Joan Bauer
16.) Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.
Rachel Vincent
Funny chocolate quotes
17.) What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn
18.) Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
Dave Barry
19.) The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare… neither knew chocolate.
Sandra Boynton
20.) I’m pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.
Amy Neftzger
21.) My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry
Cute sayings
22.) Chocolate fixes everything.
Unknown
23.) Coffee and chocolate — the inventor of mocha should be sainted.
Cherise Sinclair
24.) The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Terry Moore
25.) Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
26.) There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes; Any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Sandra Boynton
Chocolate quotes about life
27.) When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Regina Brett
28.) Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
Unknown
29.) Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
Nina Sandmann
30.) Life happens, chocolate helps.
Unknown
31.) If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?
Marquise de Sévigné
32.) If I had any choice in the matter, I’d stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.
Simone Elkeles
33.) Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.
Judith Olney
34.) Everywhere in the world there are tensions — economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.
Alain Ducasse
Happiness & chocolate
35.) Chocolate is happiness you can eat.
Ursula Kohaupt
36.) As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
37.) Chocolate makes everyone happy. Sharing chocolates with others is a form of communication which says, You can share all your sweet and dark secrets with me.
Ruchi Prabhu
38.) Happiness is a piece of chocolate melting in your mouth.
Unknown
39.) Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
Joanne Harris
Inspirational chocolate quotes
40.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Justus von Liebig
41.) Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness and sensuality, chocolate is more than just a food — it is therapy.
Christelle Le Ru
42.) When I feel myself getting overwhelmed, I take a deep breath and eat a piece of chocolate.
Adrian Grenier
Famous chocolate quotes
43.) Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.
Milton S. Hershey
44.) The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
Thomas Jefferson
45.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power… it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Milton S. Hershey
From celebrities
46.) After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson
47.) Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.
Mariska Hargitay
From movies
48.) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump
49.) The chocolate, yes, the chocolate, but that’s just the beginning.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
50.) No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall… but it’s the only way if you want it just right.
Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
From authors & books
51.) It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.
Graham Greene
52.) Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.
Richard Paul Evans
53.) When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
Daniel Worona
Short chocolate quotes for Instagram
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54.) Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Jo Brand
55.) Chocolate makes everything better.
Unknown
56.) Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolate.
Fernando Pessoa
57.) Chocolate makes the world go round.
Unknown
58.) Chocolate should be savored, not rushed.
Rick Riordan
59.) Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.
Michael Levine
Funny chocolate captions
60.) If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.
Laini Taylor
61.) A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay.
Marcia Carrington
62.) Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
Unknown
63.) Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Unknown
64.) Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
Daniel Worona
65.) Eat a square meal a day — a box of chocolate.
Unknown
66.) If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.
Jane Seabrook
67.) There is no ‘we’ in chocolate.
Unknown
68.) There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Unknown
69.) Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
Unknown
70.) If chocolate is the answer… the question is irrelevant.
Kim Knott
71.) I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
Deanna Troi
72.) I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.
Unknown
Cute chocolate captions
73.) Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.
Unknown
74.) Chocolate only comes in one flavor. DELICIOUS!
Anthony T. Hincks
75.) Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
Unknown
76.) Save the planet, it’s the only one with chocolate.
Unknown
77.) Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is.
Unknown
78.) Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Unknown
79.) Will work for chocolate.
Unknown
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By Greg Johnson | Published 11/2/2023
