Number Jokes For Kids
Do you want to make your friends count on you for a good laugh? You have come to the right place for the best number jokes for kids!
Numbers are everywhere, from your math homework to the clock on the wall. But numbers can also be the funniest characters in a story. Check out the following list of hilarious number jokes to find out!
Best number jokes for kids
Let’s begin with some of our favorite number jokes for kids.
1. Why did the two fours skip lunch?
They already eight.
2. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
3. Which king loved fractions?
Henry the Eighth.
4. Do you know what’s odd?
Every other number.
5. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
‘Aye matey. (I’m eighty.)
6. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
7. What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers.
Silly number jokes for kids
These funny number jokes are guaranteed laughs.
8. What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
9. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
10. Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
11. Did you hear about the race between 19 and 20?
21.
12. Did you hear about the yard stick factory?
They aren’t making them any longer.
Number puns
Make your family roll their eyes with these number puns.
13. What do you call a number that won’t stand still?
A roamin’ numeral.
14. What’s a squirrel’s favorite number?
Tree.
15. What was T. Rex’s favorite number?
Eight.
16. Why did zero and two break up?
Because some-one cane between them.
Corny number jokes for kids
These number jokes are so bad, they’re good!
17. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9.
18. Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
19. Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?
When he rounded them up, he had 100.
20. What has 6 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
21. Why couldn’t four get into the night club?
Because he was two squared.
22. Did you know 10 + 10 is the same as 11 + 11?
10 + 10 is 20. 11 + 11 is 22.
23. I went to school with someone who was always counting.
I wonder what he’s up to now?
Number riddles
Challenge your friends with these head scratchers.
24. How do you make seven even?
Just take away the s.
25. What’s the warmest part of a room?
The corner. It’s 90°.
26. What’s bigger when its upside down?
6.
27. If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand what would I have?
Really big hands.
28. Which month has 28 days?
All of them.
29. Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even.
30. Why did the man quit his job cleaning bathrooms at a hotel with 288 rooms?
Because it was two gross.
One liners
When you need a simple line for a laugh.
31. I love math, it’s the only subject that counts.
32. There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
33. The word ‘seven’ has the word ‘even’ in it.
That’s odd…
We hope you enjoyed this collection of number jokes for kids. You can count on big laughs when you share them with family and friends!
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Published 2/27/26
