Energy Drink Jokes, Captions
In this article, we will share some of the best energy drink jokes and captions that we could find. Whether you’re a caffeinated thrill-seeker or not, you’re sure to find these jokes and captions fun to share.
Best energy drink jokes
Energy drinks are a popular choice for people who need a boost of energy to get through the day. But what happens when you combine energy drinks with jokes? You get some pretty funny results — check them out and get ready to laugh!
1.) I used Red Bull instead of water for my coffee this morning.
I was on the highway for 15 minutes before realizing I left my car at home!
2.) What is an iPhone’s favorite energy drink?
Apple juice.
3.) Did you hear about the people who stole 357 energy drinks?
I don’t know how these people sleep at night.
4.) Did you hear about the new energy drink for moms?
It’s called 6am Toddler.
5.) What does an energy drink and tropical bird have in common?
It takes more than toucans to wake me up.
6.) Did you ever stop and think…
Maybe your energy drink is addicted to you?
7.) Pick-up line: Are you an energy drink?
Because you’re making my heart race.
8.) Why do I drink energy drinks?
I like to do dumb things faster and with more energy.
9.) Why were the parents so afraid of the energy drink?
It was a Monster.
10.) Pick-up line: Are you Red Bull?
Because you are giving me wings.
11.) What did the doctor say when the patient complained that every time he drinks an energy drink he gets a pain in the eye?
Try taking the straw out of the can.
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Caffeine jokes
12.) What do you call someone who’s hooked on caffeine?
A caffiend.
13.) When I was drinking my energy drink, I heard on the radio that caffeine causes memory loss.
Yeah, right. Next time, they’re probably gonna say that caffeine causes memory loss.
Energy drink puns
14.) What do you say to someone who has had way too much energy drink?
Taurine trouble.
15.) What is a dentist’s favorite energy drink?
Kava-tea.
Funny energy drink captions
Use these captions to caffeinate your Instagram and other social media posts.
16.) Energy drinks: Can’t sleep with them, can’t live without them.
17.) I only drink energy drinks three days a week: yesterday, today and tomorrow.
18.) Energy drinks is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
19.) A yawn is a silent scream for an energy drink.
20.) My blood type is energy drink.
21.) Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear!
22.) First I drink the energy drink, then I do the things.
23.) I’m on the sixth hour of a Five Hour energy drink.
24.) Straight outta energy.
25.) I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
26.) Energy drinks! Because it’s too early for gin.
27.) There is nothing an energy drink cannot solve.
28.) I work to buy energy drinks and I buy energy drinks to work.
29.) Energy drinks: Keeping you awake and unproductive all day long!
30.) No work before energy drink flowing through the bloodstream.
31.) Behind every great day is a can of energy drink.
32.) Energy drinks: Personality in a can.
33.) Sometimes I go hours without drinking an energy drink. It’s called sleeping.
34.) May your energy drink kick in before reality does.
35.) The road to success is paved with energy drinks.
36.) Energy drinks: The gasoline of life.
37.) I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need an energy drink.
38.) An energy drink a day keeps the grumpy away.
39.) Wake up. Drink energy drink. Do stuff.
Caffeine captions
40.) Just caffeinate and hope for the best.
41.) I don’t have a caffeine problem. I have a caffeine solution.
42.) I run on caffeine, chaos, and inappropriate jokes.
43.) Work hard. Caffeinate harder.
44.) Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.
45.) Caffeine — it maintains my sunny personality.
46.) Inhale the caffeine, exhale the negativity.
47.) What do you mean I have too much blood in my caffeine system?
48.) I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
49.) Today’s good mood is sponsored by caffeine.
50.) We are a part of the caffeination!
There you have it, the best energy drink jokes and captions for your enjoyment. Here are more lists for you to check out:
By Greg Johnson | Published 8/10/2023
