Margarita Quotes, Captions, FAQs

These margarita quotes, captions, and frequently asked questions (FAQs) are perfect for sunshine, sand, and a drink in your hand!


    Famous margarita quotes

    If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
    Jimmy Buffett

    There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.
    Will Forte

    I believe — to the best of my recollection, anyway — that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.
    Anthony Bourdain

    If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that’s what I did.
    Steve Guttenberg

    The margaritas always taste better in Mexico.
    Richard Shepard

    The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.
    Mario Batali

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    That’s what my perfume would smell like — margarita and vodka.
    Chelsea Handler

    If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?
    James Franco

    If you’re like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.
    Dave Barry

    Funny margarita quotes

    It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
    Amy Neftzger

    Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.

    When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say “we’re ready for you” and I say “oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches.” You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, “well, he’s drinking again.”
    Bill Murray

    We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.
    Chelsea Handler

    That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas.
    JoAnne Kenrick

    Witty margarita quotes

    Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.
    Tom Feeney

    Last night, I was drinking a margarita and sitting on the couch with my hubby. I said, ‘I love you.’ My hubby asked, ‘Is that you or the margarita talking?’ I answered, ‘It’s me talking to the margarita.’

    Margarita lover quotes

    I call it the Margarita Road. It’s the course your heart sets when you want to leave the past behind and start over someplace new and warm.
    Anthony Lee Head

    My doctor was like, ‘Any questions?’ And I was like, ‘Yes! When can I drink please?’ I just want a margarita.
    Keira Knightley

    I don’t want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That’s just not what I want to do.
    Nicolas Cage

    A good margarita, a good red wine. I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don’t like to throw up.
    Denise Richards

    Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiancé makes them just perfect.
    Garance Dore

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    Margarita quotes from song lyrics

    Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
    Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt
    Some people claim that there’s a woman to blame
    But I know, it’s nobody’s fault
    “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett

    I sat down in the sand
    A drink in my hand
    And in the glass looking back at me
    I got a bug in my margarita
    Seems bad luck won’t leave me alone
    “Drink In My Hand” by Eric Church

    So we put our drinks together
    And toasted rainy weather
    And the women that had done us wrong
    Then we threw back margaritas
    “Long Way to Go” by Alan Jackson

    One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot
    Don’t worry ’bout tomorrow
    Leave all your sorrow out here on the floatin’ dock
    When that sun lays down, we’ll be on our way
    One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say
    “Hey Señorita, don’t you think we need
    A salt and a Marley song?”
    One margarita, two margarita, three margarita
    We’ll be gone
    “One Margarita” by Luke Bryan

    Margarita captions for Instagram

    Add these captions to your best margarita photos when you post to Instagram or any other social media site:

    It’s margarita season.
    Save water, drink margaritas.
    Mamacita needs a margarita.
    Got margarita?
    But first, margaritas.
    Margarita time.
    Life is better with tacos and margaritas.
    Te quiero margarita.
    Tequila por favor.
    Save water, drink margaritas.
    Every day is Margarita Day!
    Margarita por pavor.
    This señorita needs a margarita.
    Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a really big margarita.

    Margarita & sunshine captions

    A margarita is liquid sunshine.
    I’m a better person when I’m tan and holding a margarita.
    Margarita, tacos, and sunshine.
    Wishing I was 3 margaritas deep on a pretty island.

    Funny margarita captions

    I didn’t text you. Tequila did.
    I wonder if there’s a margarita out there thinking about me too?
    Margaritas made me do it.
    Margaritas are the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
    Don’t be salty unless you’re a margarita.
    Chip dippin’ and margarita sippin’.

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    Drop me a lime sometime.
    Can we taco-bout it over margs?
    Drinking too many margaritas is liable to tequil-ya!

    Witty margarita captions

    Run like there’s a margarita waiting at the finish line.
    Margarita goes in, wisdom comes out.
    Know when to give up and have a margarita.
    Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink margaritas.
    Some want to be wined. I want to be margarita’d.
    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two margaritas usually do.
    You bring the Tequila, I’ll bring the bad decisions.
    You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a margarita.

    Health experts: ‘Make sure to have 4 servings of fruit per day.’ Me: (pushes wedge of lime off the rim and into my margarita) ‘Consider it done.’

    Margarita lover captions

    You had me at margarita.
    All roads lead to margaritas.
    Cinco de Mayo margarita squad.
    Forget cake. I want a birthday margarita.
    I love water. Especially frozen into ice cubes. Blended with tequila.
    Take your birthday with a grain of salt, a few limes, and a lot of margaritas.
    Always make time for the things you love, like drinking and margaritas.


    Let’s learn more about the margarita by taking a look at some frequently asked questions.

    Origin: What is the margarita named for?

    No one knows the exact origin of the margarita for sure, but the name is most likely linked to the brandy daisy. The word “daisy” in Spanish is “margarita.” A daisy drink is one that contains alcohol, liqueur, and citrus.

    Many claim to have invented the margarita. One origin story comes from tequila-maker Jose Cuervo, who states that the cocktail was first created by a Mexican bartender in 1938 to honor the showgirl Rita de la Rosa.

    Ingredients: What is a margarita made of?

    A margarita is a cocktail made with three main ingredients. You’ll find these included in any margarita recipe:

    1. Tequila (like best-selling brands Don Julio, Ocho, Patrón, and Jose Cuervo)
    2. Orange liqueur (triple sec liqueurs like Cointreau or De Kuyper are popular choices)
    3. Lime juice

    Margaritas can be served shaken with ice (on the rocks) or blended with ice (a frozen margarita) or sometimes simply straight up (without ice).

    Garnish with a slice of lime and serve in a margarita glass with coarse salt on the rim.

    What other margarita flavors are there?

    There are many flavor options when making (or ordering) a margarita:

    • Pink lemonade margarita
    • Strawberry margarita
    • Mango margarita
    • Watermelon margarita
    • Peach margarita
    • Pomegranate margarita

    Make your cocktail buzz-free with a virgin margarita!

    What is the difference between a margarita and a mojito?

    Margaritas are made with a base of tequila and triple sec, while a mojito is made with white rum and cane sugar.

    When is National Margarita Day?

    Here’s your excuse to indulge in a flavorful margarita in honor of the popular Mexican beverage! National Margarita Day is celebrated every year on February 22.

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