Rabbit Quotes and Captions
Are you on the lookout for some good rabbit quotes and captions? We can help.
If you’re anything like us, you probably can’t get enough of adorable bunny rabbits. Aside from being super cute and cuddly, these fluffy creatures also happen to be one of the most popular pet choices worldwide.
As a result, we have discovered an abundance of rabbit-related quotes and captions. Check them out by reading on:
Short Rabbit Quotes
Underneath every bush, you’ll find a rabbit ready to bolt.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
Don Van Vliet
Better the arrow that missed the lion than the one that killed a bunny.
From a hundred rabbits, you can’t make a horse.
Don’t fight the rabbits. If you fight the rabbits, the elephants are going to kill you.
I’ve got that resilient thing inside me. But I wasn’t a happy bunny.
Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses.
A rat is not born a rabbit.
A lioness will use all of her strength even when hunting a rabbit.
All too often, the rabbit hole is as deep as you have dug it.
The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase unattainable material goals.
I can hypnotize rabbits.
Running like a bunny with his tail on fire.
When the Fox hears the bunny scream, he comes a-runnin’, but not to help.
I’ve never been a social bunny. I thrive on work.
A rabbit that runs away from the bull-terrier is not particularly non-violent.
A rabbit cannot be a war horse and will only become a laughingstock if he should try.
Funny Rabbit Quotes
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
The way rabbits live makes more sense to me than the way people live.
If the old dog hadn’t got distracted by the fireplug, he would have caught the bunny.
Kids love rabbits — they just like them.
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I’ll buy you a new car.
Humans are like bunnies. Some can be incredibly sweet, and some can be little demons. Either way, they are dumb.
We are very fond of books. You can learn nearly everything from them that rabbits can’t teach you.
As for being a little bunny that never says a word, that is truly the opposite of me.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle, making shadows of people on a tree.
Inspirational Rabbit Quotes
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon, you have a dozen.
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
Why is the rabbit unafraid? Because he’s smarter than the panther.
We cannot abandon this rabbit hole for fear of a traumatic encounter with our own culture.
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.
A rabbit’s foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.
Be brave, little bunny. Take a chance.
I don’t know why one can’t chase two bunnies at the same time, even in the literal sense of those words. If you have the hounds, go ahead and pursue.
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Notable Rabbit Quotations
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plow, he cannot run fast enough to catch bunnies. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.
Opportunity comes like a snail, and once it has passed you, it changes into a fleet rabbit and is gone.
There are more humans than all of the rabbits on earth. There are more of us than all the wildebeests than, all the rats than all the mice. We are the most numerous mammal on the planet. But because we’re not like rabbits or rats or mice, we have technology, we have a consumptive appetite, and we have a global economy.
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance.
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Best Rabbit Quotes
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
The first step in making rabbit stew is catching the rabbit.
EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order. The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other –which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog.
Bunnies need dignity and, above all, the will to accept their fate.
The truth is a rabbit in a bramble patch. All you can do is circle around and say it’s somewhere in there.
Having vision as sharp as a kite and hearing as keen as a rabbit.
Dabbling in astrology is like carrying a lucky rabbit’s foot as an omen of good luck which costs us very little and might have some beneficial effects.
Siegfried Fred Singer
Kids will love these funny rabbit jokes.
Famous Rabbit Quotes
Some people draw a comforting distinction between force and violence. I refuse to cloud the issue by such wordplay. The power which establishes a state is violence; the power which maintains it is violence; the power which eventually overthrows it is violence.
Call an elephant a rabbit only if it gives you comfort to feel that you are about to be trampled to death by a rabbit.
The older I get, the more I see a straight path where I want to go. If you’re going to hunt for elephants, don’t get off the trail for a bunny.
T. Boone Pickens
Everybody takes breaks, and I decided to take mine. I wanted a chance to wake up at two in the afternoon and not be a subject of entertainment. I wanted to be a human being. At certain times and certain years, I felt like the Energizer bunny. That gets old very quickly.
The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology.
Slow and steady wins the race, only and only if the rabbit, competent, sleeps a while. But, fast and consistency always win it, even if rabbit is awaken.
Good Rabbit Quotes
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes, one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
A rabbit is never caught twice in the same place.
Bunnies will always have a special place in my heart. They are often discredited as being good pets because they don’t ‘do anything’—ask any rabbit owner and watch how they laugh!
You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It’s far more common than you might think.
Angela the Herbalist
Another item that appeared in the backyard was rabbits. Bear would chase them away.
J. Wesley Porter
When the rabbit has escaped comes advice.
Men spend their time in following a ball or a hare; it is the pleasure even of kings.
If the poor bunnies knew I was selling their dead bodies for wine, they would be heartbroken.
David Adams Richards
You can’t be chasing 15 rabbits. Otherwise, the public mind cannot follow you.
If there are nine bunnies on the ground, if you want to catch one, just focus on one.
All About Rabbits
People’s dreams are made out of what they do all day. The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits. It’s what you do that makes your soul, not the other way around.
MAGNIFICENT, adj. Having a grandeur or splendor superior to that to which the spectator is accustomed, as the ears of an ass, to a rabbit, or the glory of a glowworm, to a maggot.
My point is that when you look at a bunny and can see only a pest, or vermin, or a meal, or a commodity, or a laboratory subject, you aren’t seeing the bunny anymore.
The rabbit is already in the hat. Do not clap for … Tinkerbell. Believe nothing.
Slow and steady wins the race, only and only if the bunny, competent, sleeps a while. But, fast and consistency always win it, even if bunny is awaken.
Cute Rabbit Quotes
In the morning, we found the rabbits intent on a meticulous and general campaign of copulation.
My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there, and I’m like the Energizer bunny.
One of the first houses we lived in was like out of a fairy story. We had a stream that ran through our garden, and we played with the ducks – we locked them in my mum’s office, and they pooed everywhere. It was crazy, picking blackberries and mushrooms, rabbits running through your legs.
There’s nothing else I would rather do unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.
Little rabbits have big ears.
Virginia C. Andrews
I’ve got a fondness for bunnies.
Rabbit Quotes for Kids
Bunnies are like human beings in many ways.
Cuddly toy rabbits were a real comfort for all of my babies – once they got to a certain age, they would nuzzle the fur.
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.
I’m the kid who wanted to grow up and be Bugs Bunny. I was very, very disappointed when I realized I couldn’t grow up and be a cartoon character.
I love the rabbits and the squirrels and the birds.
J. J. Cale
As for me, I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.
If things don’t come easy to you, you have to pull a bunny out of a hat.
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my ‘furry little problem’ in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved bunny.
Positive Rabbit Quotes
A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den.
Rabbits (says Mr. Lockley) are like human beings in many ways. One of these is certainly their staunch ability to withstand disaster and to let the stream of their life carry them along past reaches of terror and loss. They have a certain quality which it would not be accurate to describe as callousness or indifference. It is, rather, a blessedly circumscribed imagination and an intuitive feeling that Life is Now.
For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit.
If you come to think of it, you never see deer, dogs, and rabbits worrying about their menus, and yet they run much faster than humans.
You can’t start a product simply by building it. You have to know why you’re building it, and you might go down the wrong rabbit hole, waste time, and confuse things. Spending long afternoons with a sketchbook or talking through your ideas with other people can save a year in software development later on.
Rabbit Quotes About Love
Romance, like the bunny at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
I have noticed that when a girl or guy falls in love, and they call their girlfriend or boyfriend with cute names, then ‘Honey Bunny’ is one of the most famous ones, so we picked that up and created a song.
Rabbits like to be held, petted, and snuggled with the same care you give your best friends. A hug is a sign of love.
There isn’t a thing to eat down there in the rabbit hole of your bitterness except your own desperate heart.
I loved her like a bunny loves a rattlesnake.
James M. Cain
Love is like a rabbit riding a turtle like a chariot. But that’s cool with me, because I know where it’s going, and I just took a taxi.
Funny Rabbit Captions
I’ve got something to tell you, and you’re really going to want to hare it.
Based on their expressions, I think my rabbits spend a lot of time judging me.
Everything in the house belongs to the bunnies, including (and especially) the humans.
You can never have too many stuffed bunny friends in your life.
Some bunny loves you.
Rabbits are known for having a bounce in their step.
The best things in life are little — like these amazing bunnies!
All you need is love: love and a bunny rabbit.
My rabbit has more personality than most people I know.
Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
I work so my bunny can have nice things.
Little rabbit, big love.
Rabbits make great pets for outdoor cats and homeowners with less mess to clean up!
My bunny isn’t fat; it’s fluffy.
I’m just begging for the day when rabbits overrun my apartment.
You are some bunny special.
Two rabbits are better than one.
You might not carrot all, but I think you’re ear-resistible.
Rabbit Captions for Instagram
Whoever says “it’s only a rabbit” has obviously never loved a rabbit.
No bunny compares to you.
Rabbits and gardens, what a lovely pair.
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
You don’t have to be a rabbit to appreciate that irresistible bunny charm.
There’s nothing like a little bunny to warm your heart on a cold winter night.
A house is not a home unless it has a rabbit.
Rabbits bond quickly with the humans in their lives, making them excellent pets for adults and children alike.
Rabbits are lovely pets, perfect for more fidgety pets.
Show off how much you love your bunnies with these cute bunny pics.
Cute, cuddly, and soft—this bunny wants to play!
Rabbits are one of the most misunderstood, adorable animals.
Rabbits make wonderful pets; their cute, soft fur and larger-than-life personalities will melt your heart.
If you can’t have a dog, get a rabbit. They’re cuter than cats and cleaner than dogs.
Rabbits are delightful to cuddle with. Give them a try, and you’ll see what we mean.
Everybunny needs some bunny sometimes.
Rabbits are lovely pets that need lots of love and tender care.
Home is where my rabbits are waiting.
Bunnies are furry, adorable, and full of love. They look so soft that you want to cuddle them as soon as possible.
It was spring, and a bunny appeared. A cute couple of cottontail bunnies you fall in love with and can not leave at one glance.
What makes a rabbit so lovely? Why it’s those long floppy ears.
As timid as a rabbit.
Down the rabbit hole.
Don’t forget to watch out for rabbits as they like to nibble on vegetables, especially string beans, and carrots.
A pet rabbit is a friend for life.
A rabbit is a curious creature, full of energy and fun. Why wouldn’t you want one?!
The cuteness of our bunnies makes them so easy to love.
Rabbits are lovely and fluffy, especially when wearing these stylish sweaters.
Even when no one else can, my bunnies make me smile.
Keep calm and love rabbits.
I hope these sweet bunnies put a smile on your face this Monday.
Using these quotes and captions
We hope you enjoyed our look at quotes and captions related to rabbits, hares, and bunnies.
Rabbits are associated with creativity, good luck, fertility, and longevity. Rabbits sometimes symbolize fear.
A group of rabbits in the wild is called a fluffle.
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By Lynn Schumer
Lynn writes about animals, pet care, and family topics.
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