Refreshing Milk Quotes and Captions

Our milk quotes collection showcases a variety of viewpoints on this nutrient-rich beverage. For many, it’s a comfort drink. While others suggest that perhaps you should consider drinking other liquids.

You’ll also want to check out our funny milk captions at the end of this feature.


    Seven Best Milk Quotes

    I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
    Phyllis Diller

    If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field with the hope that a cow will back up to you.
    Richard Branson

    The flavour of sweet milk is perhaps the most firmly imprinted of all food memories in Western culture.
    Bee Wilson

    Get off your horse and drink your milk.
    John Wayne

    Focus on eating real, whole, natural foods. As I love to say, if you can pick it, pluck it, milk it, or shoot it, you can eat it!
    Suzanne Somers

    You should respect each other and refrain from disputes; you should not, like water and oil, repel each other, but should, like milk and water, mingle together.
    Gautama Buddha

    Skimmed milk was what they gave to prisoners and workhouse inmates to go with their porridge and gruel. It’s a punishment, not a drink.
    Peter Hitchens

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    Good Milk Quotes

    Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
    Dick Gregory

    I never drink cow’s milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in extremely small doses.
    Kate O’Mara

    One day, my daughter Tybee came to me, and she said, ‘I have so much love for you in my body, Daddy, I can’t stop giving you hugs and kisses. And when I have no more love left, I just drink milk, because that’s where love comes from.
    Bruce Feiler

    The food that’s never let me down in life is porridge, especially with milk and maple syrup, which is delicious.
    Marianne Faithfull

    Look at those animals and remember the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
    Mihajlo Idvorski Pupin

    Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o’clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
    Barbara Jordan

    Cigarettes and chocolate milk. These are just a couple of my cravings. Everything, it seems, I like is a little bit stronger. A little bit thicker, A little bit harmful for me.
    Rufus Wainwright

    If you’re eating or drinking something made from cow’s milk, it’s because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn’t.
    Dan Piraro

    Funny Milk Quotes

    Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan.
    Gary Francione

    The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
    Ogden Nash

    Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.
    Steve Largent

    Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
    Fred Allen

    Isn’t it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, “Oh, man, I can’t wait till them calves are done so I can get a hit of that stuff.”
    Jerry Seinfeld

    My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
    W. C. Fields

    Milk is for babies. Human beings are the only species that drinks milk into adulthood and besides that we prefer to drink the milk of another species, and we have come to consider it normal when it is actually a form of sexual abuse!
    Sharon Gannon

    Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality.
    Clifton Fadiman

    A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
    Arthur Koestler

    Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
    Andy Rooney

    Stop crying over spilled milk. I’m sure there’s more milk to fill your glass right back up.

    Compared to everything else going on in the house, Howard drinking chocolate milk in the shower almost seemed ordinary.
    Cassie Beasley

    When I was a child, I used to eat sugar Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk, but I digest, I mean digress.
    Stephen Furst

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    Short Milk Quotes

    Black milk on daybreak we drink it at sundown.
    Paul Celan

    Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.
    Andy Kindler

    I’d rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk.
    Jack Lalenne

    Everybody can digest milk when they’re little.
    Carl Zimmer

    You don’t put milk in chamomile tea – that’s disgusting behavior! That’s not right.
    Laura Fraser

    Milk is about helping guys feel good about their skin and relaxed about taking care of it.
    Michael Klim

    Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.
    Munia Khan

    A baby is fed with milk and praise.
    Charles Lamb

    Strong beer is the milk of the old.
    Martin Luther

    With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
    Gwendolyn Brooks

    There is no substitute for milk. Sorry.
    Mark Rippetoe

    There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.
    Lewis Black

    A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God.
    Martin Luther

    I miss Irish milk. Probably as much as Superquinn sausages.
    Tristan MacManus

    Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
    W. C. Fields

    Stay crunchy, even in milk.
    Joss Whedon

    Almond milk is not a milk; it’s not a beverage, really.
    Maye Musk

    I eat a lot of peanut butter and drink a lot of whole milk.
    Rich Froning Jr.

    I think the cereal milk is my most proud achievement.
    Christina Tosi

    The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons.
    P. G. Wodehouse

    I don’t drink milk.
    Mikhail Baryshnikov

    I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
    Ann Landers

    I don’t eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
    Carol Alt

    Don’t cry over spilled milk. Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.

    Drinking Milk Quotes

    I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they’re my heroes.
    Natalie Portman

    Usually, about 2 hours before a game, I stuff in a nice peanut butter and jelly with chocolate milk.
    Rob Gronkowski

    I always drank chocolate milk growing up and I remember my grandmother would always have it when I would visit her in the Dominican Republic – that’s when it all started.
    Al Horford

    Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in you having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time after words.
    A. A. Milne

    If someone paid me a million dollars to drink a glass of milk, I wouldn’t do it; maybe that’s because I don’t need the money.
    David H. Murdock

    I drink a lot of milk.
    Radhika Pandit

    I can’t drink anything but chocolate. I don’t even like any milk but chocolate. When I eat cereal, I barely touch the white part.
    Zach LaVine

    I remember having to buy chocolate milk instead of white because it was one cent cheaper.
    Jerry Buss

    Let’s say you have white milk and chocolate milk, and one of them is good emotions and one of them is bad emotions, and you pour both in: you’re still going to fill up and run over.
    Stormy Daniels

    I was allergic to milk as a child. My older brother would always get a big glass and drink it in front of me all the time.
    Bruce Arians

    I’m a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk.
    Billy Horschel

    I first started drinking chocolate milk to refuel in college when one of my assistant coaches said there were studies that proved that lowfat chocolate milk was great for recovery, so after practice, we would get out two big gallons and drink it together as a team.
    Kelley O’Hara

    Interesting Milk Sayings

    Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not.
    Gary Yourofsky

    Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o’ the milk of human kindness.
    William Shakespeare

    You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.
    John F Kennedy

    Keep a cow, and the milk won’t have to be watered but once.
    Josh Billings

    When the milk of human kindness turns sour, it is a singularly unpalatable draught.
    Agnes Repplier

    I’ve never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
    Lennart Meri

    I have a dream to provide every Chinese, especially children, with sufficient milk each day.
    Wen Jiabao

    Evaporated milk is a highly concentrated source of milk protein micelles – bundles of proteins that can act as powerful emulsifying agents – which help to keep the sauce creamy and smooth.
    J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

    Change is like a charging cow. Don’t ignore it – milk it.
    Andrew Leigh

    Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don’t call it milk chocolate – we call it milky chocolate.
    Alain Ducasse

    Every morning, we choose between milk or tea or coffee. Usually, I know what I like, but I don’t rule out changing my idea sometimes.
    Maurizio Cattelan

    Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
    John Stuart Blackie

    Milk and Honey Quotes (Book by Rupi Kaur)

    1. Loneliness is a sign you are in desperate need of yourself.
    2. I am a museum full of art but you had your eyes shut.
    3. How you love yourself is how you teach others to love you.
    4. If you were born with the weakness to fall, you were born with the strength to rise.
    5. Let it go, let it leave, let it happen.
    6. People go but how they left always stays.
    7. Trust your body; it reacts to right and wrong better than your mind does.
    8. The world gives you so much pain and here you are making gold out of it there is nothing purer than that.
    9. Fall in love with your solitude.
    10. I have what I have and I am happy. I’ve lost what I’ve lost and I am still happy – outlook.
    11. I am hopelessly a lover and a dreamer and that will be the death of me.

    Milk Captions for Instagram

    • Drinking happy thoughts.
    • Dunk cookies in milk. Drink and repeat!
    • French fries, cheeseburgers, and milk.
    • All you need is love and a glass of milk!
    • Smooth as milk!
    • Sip, sip, hooray!
    • Happiness is shaking milk together.
    • Just missing the cookies.
    • Milk it for all it’s worth.
    • Holy Cow!
    • Good food, good life!

    Funny Milk Captions

    • A cold glass of milk is the answer to many questions.
    • Raise a glass of milk to the dairy farmers!
    • All you need is love and a cup of milk.
    • You and I go together like milk and cookies.
    • A glass of milk a day keeps black thoughts away.
    • Milk is always a good idea!
    • Udder deliciousness!
    • Milk is like duct tape; it fixes things.
    • A glass of milk before sleep to swallow my sorrows.
    • It’s always milk time!

    By Mike O’Halloran

    Mike is the cofounder of ListCaboodle.


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