Braces Jokes For Kids
Finding the best braces jokes for kids can turn a scary dental visit into a fun party. Laughter is the perfect way to help children feel better about their new metal smile.
Getting braces is a big milestone for many growing children today. It marks a transition toward a healthy, confident, and perfectly straight grin for life.
Use these jokes to share a smile with family and friends!
Silly braces jokes
These silly jokes are perfect for sharing with friends at school.
1. What kind of music do kids with braces listen to?
Heavy Metal.
2. Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
3. Where do teeth like to shop?
At the Gap.
4. How do you fix a broken tooth?
With tooth paste.
5. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
6. Why did the two orthodontists get married?
Because they were so enameled with each other.
Braces puns
Puns are a great way to show off your clever wit.
7. What do you call a dinosaur with great teeth?
A floss-iraptor.
8. What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?
Toothsday.
9. Where did the whale go to get his braces?
The orca-dontist.
10. What are dental X-rays called?
Tooth-pics.
11. Why is it sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist?
Because each dentist has their own floss-ophy.
Corny braces jokes
Get ready to groan and giggle at these classic corny lines.
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
13. What did the braces say to the saltwater taffy?
Why are you always getting between things?
14. How do Invisalign braces communicate?
Wirelessly.
15. There’s been a mix-up with my smile.
I’m going to the orthodontist to get it all straightened out.
16. Which teeth do you have to brush?
Just the ones you want to keep.
17. What has teeth, but no mouth?
A comb.
18. My orthodontist and dentist have the same name.
It’s pretty coinci-dental.
Funny orthodontist and dentist jokes
Share a laugh with your favorite Dentists and orthodontists.
19. How do orthodontists cross water?
On the tooth ferry.
20. When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
Tooth-hurty.
21. Why did the iPhone visit the dentist?
It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
22. What did the dentist say to a golfer with a cavity?
You have a hole-in-one.
23. What did the orthodontist say to the patient?
Brace yourself.
24. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?
A black hole.
25. What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
26. Why should you be kind to your dentist?
Because they have fill-ings too.
27. What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
She braces herself.
Check out even more funny dentist jokes.
Bonus: Braces knock knock joke
Everyone loves a classic knock-knock joke about their new smile!
28. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Dishes – Dishes, who?
Dishes how I talk since I got braces!
Sharing braces jokes for kids makes the journey to a straight smile fun. We hope these funny puns and silly jokes help kids feel more confident and happy with their new hardware!
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Published 12/17/25
