Dentist Jokes For Kids
Heading to the dentist can sometimes feel like a trip to the monster under the bed for kids. But what if there was a secret weapon to turn those frowns upside down? There is: this list of funny dentist jokes for kids!
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and that applies to dental care too! You can make your child’s dentist visit a positive experience with a sprinkle of silly jokes to reduce their anxiety.
So get ready to brush up on some tooth-tally hilarious jokes that will make your child’s next dental adventure a roaring success!
Best dentist jokes for kids
1. What kind of award did the dentist win?
A little plaque.
2. What will the dentist give you for $1?
Buck teeth.
3. What is the best day to go to the dentist?
Tooth-day.
4. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-Hurty.
5. What do dentists call their X-rays?
Tooth pics.
6. Why did the golfer go to the dentist?
He got a hole in one.
Silly dentist jokes
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
8. What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
She braces herself.
9. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
10. Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
11. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
12. How did the hygenist get her job at the dentist’s office?
By word of mouth.
13. Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue?
Her lips were sealed.
14. What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
Fill me in when you get back.
15. Why don’t dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Jokes about brushing & flossing
16. What does a marching band member use to brush their teeth?
A tuba toothpaste.
17. What do you call a dentist’s advice?
His flossophy.
18. What is a dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the Future.
19. Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Yes, I floss religiously.
Dentist: Really?
Patient: Of course, once every Christmas and Easter!
Dental puns
20. What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
A molar bear.
21. Which dinosaur is a dentist’s favorite?
Flosso-raptor.
22. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
23. What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
24. Where is a dentist’s favorite place to vacation?
Flourida.
25. Why did the computer go to the dentist?
To get its byte checked.
26. What do you call two dentists who are very different?
Molar opposites.
27. How do you know the Tooth Fairy is a journalist?
They’re always searching for the tooth.
28. Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist?
He had a cavi-tree.
Orthodontist jokes for kids
29. What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster?
Brace themselves.
30. Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
31. What kind of music do kids with traditional braces listen to?
Heavy metal.
32. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
Corny dental humor
33. How do you fix a broken tooth?
With tooth paste.
34. What did the lawyer get from her dentist?
A retainer.
35. Where do dentists go to retire?
Fluorida.
36. Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
He had frostbite.
37. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A tooth ferry.
38. What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A black hole.
39. What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth?
Plenty of room!
40. What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
Thar’s gold in them thar fills!
41. What do tooth fairies have on their phones?
Bluetooth.
Dentist riddles
42. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis (a dentist with no ‘t’).
43. Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
44. What job did the dentist have in the army?
Drill sergeant.
45. What did the lion eat after it had it’s teeth taken out?
The dentist.
46. What happened when a dentist went on a date with a manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail.
47. What is the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Dracula’s dentist.
48. How can a dentist take time off?
They get someone else to fill in for them.
49. How are false teeth like stars?
Both only come out at night.
50. What do they call dental care in Panama?
A route canal.
Dentist knock knock joke
51. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Dishes – Dishes, who?
Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
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Published 6/13/24
