Social Distancing Pick Up Lines

Because the pandemic can't stop love!

These social distancing pick up lines will provide a much-needed laugh to help get you through your quarantine!

37 best social distancing pick up lines

1.) I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

2.) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?

3.) Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

4.) Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelves.

5.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them.

6.) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

7.) Wanna make plans that we have to cancel?

8.) Why yes, it is a megaphone AND I am happy to see you.

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Pandemic lines

9.) Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown.

10.) I wash my hands when there’s no pandemic too.

11.) I have an extra hazmat suit with your name on it.

12.) Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

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Funny social distancing pick up lines

13.) If the virus doesn’t take you out, can I?

14.) If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in the highest tax bracket and then I’d be able to get tested.

15.) Hey babe, I’m vaccinated.

16.) Did you just give me the virus because baby, you are getting me all hot and bothered.

17.) Is it hot in here or is it just our fevers and shortness of breath?

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Hand sanitizer humor

18.) You smell so good, is that Purell® you’re wearing?

19.) Are you hand sanitizer? Because I want you all over me.

20.) Sanitize me harder.

21.) Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?

22.) Hey baby, I’ve got toilet paper and hand sanitizer back at my place.

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Social media

23.) I saw you liked and retweeted my tweet, so this is getting pretty serious huh?

24.) FaceTime and chill?

Funny quarantine pick up lines

25.) You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”.

26.) I wish I knew how to quarantine you.

27.) You’re the one that I want
To be quarantined with…

28.) If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

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Mask and toilet paper themes

29.) I have toilet paper.

30.) That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

31.) Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

32.) You won’t find a guy with a better respirator mask than me.

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Social distancing pick up lines from romantic movies

33.) You had me at a 64 oz tub of aloe-based hand sanitizer.
Jerry Maguire movie line, Tom Cruise and Renée Zellweger

33.) I will stand in front of your house with my emergency radio from the ’80s until you are out of quarantine, babe.
Say Anything scene with John Cusack

34.) I’ll have what she’s having!
For delivery…
And please leave it at my doorstep thank you so much.
When Harry Met Sally movie line, Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal

35.) Here’s looking at you from the mandatory 8-foot parameter, kid.
Casablanca movie quote, Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman

36.) You know how to whistle, don’t ya? You just put your lips together & blow into this test kit.  I should have the results back next Tuesday.
To Have and Have Not movie line, Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall

37.) I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy.  Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.
Notting Hill movie quote, Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant

More romantic social distancing pick up lines…

38.) Hey babe! Can I ship you a drink?

39.) I’d jump in front of a sneeze for you.

40.) Baby, you must be pneumonia, because you’re taking my breath away.

41.) You can’t spell virus without U and I.

42.) So you would touch me with a ten-foot pole?

43.) Would you like to wipe down any of my surfaces?

44.) I’m the only thing still on the shelf these days.

45.) Are you looking for a naughty girl? Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

46.) We can have our happily hoarding ever after…

Use the hashtag #SocialDistancingPickUpLines on social media to search for more great lines or post your own ideas!

— Sam Johnson

Sam is a writer who lives in Minneapolis.

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