Spelling Jokes For Kids
Spelling can be a challenging subject for kids, but it doesn’t have to be a chore. With these spelling jokes for kids, they’ll learn new words and have fun at the same time!
Clean, kid-friendly spelling jokes
If you’re looking for a fun and educational way to help your child learn to spell, try using spelling jokes. They’re sure to keep your child entertained and engaged while they learn.
1.) Spell mousetrap with three letters.
C-A-T.
2.) What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
3.) What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
4.) What’s the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
5.) What flies around the school at night?
An alphabat.
6.) What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?
The Q.
7.) How do you make seven even?
Remove the S.
8.) Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.
9.) What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Funny spelling jokes for kids
1.) Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC.
2.) Can you spell composition with two letters?
S-A (Essay).
3.) Why cant pirates sing the alphabet?
They keep getting lost at C.
4.) How do you spell opponent with three letters?
N-M-E.
5.) Can you spell jealousy with just two letters?
N-V.
6.) How can you spell too much with two letters?
X-S.
Spelling puns
7.) I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I don’t know why.
8.) My mom used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid
She insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.
I didn’t really, she was just putting words in my mouth.
9.) Why can’t water say the whole alphabet?
It only knows H to O.
10.) What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
11.) Which letter in the alphabet is the best?
The letter E, because all of the other letters are Not E (Naughty).
12.) When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
Nobody knew Why.
Spelling riddles
1.) What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
Teapot.
2.) What word is heavy forward but not backward?
Ton.
3.) What starts with an E ends with an E and contains one letter?
An envelope.
4.) What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there’s a mile between each S.
5.) How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in “the alphabet”.
6.) What has more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
7.) Which word uses all the vowels in the English alphabet?
Unquestionably.
8.) Which English word has 3 consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper.
9.) What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi.
10.) Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same. What am I?
A postman.
11.) What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M.
12.) What relatives are dependent on you?
Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need U.
13.) Why is the letter T like an island ?
Because it is in the middle of water.
Alphabet jokes for kids
1.) What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
Alphabet.
2.) Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
E, because it’s always in bed.
3.) What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
4.) What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
You’d think it’d be R, but it’s the C they truly love.
5.) Where can you locate an eye?
Between H and J.
Silly spelling jokes for kids
1.) Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
2.) A teacher is teaching her kindergarten class the alphabet.
Teacher: “Now, can you tell me the next two letters after M?”
Class: “NO!”
3.) When I noticed “HI” in the alphabet I thought I had made a new friend.
But then I saw the next two letters.
4.) What do you call someone who has making spelling errors in his blood?
Typo.
5.) Which word becomes shorter if you add extra letters at the end?
Short.
6.) Why are t and m the most unused letters in the alphabet?
M-T.
7.) What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
Automobile.
Corny jokes
8.) The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest.
The rest are E-Z.
9.) If you are looking for alphabet jokes,
The joke is on U.
10.) If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Cause you’re blocking the TV.
11.) Are you smart? Spell it.
I-T.
12.) What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
13.) You hear about the kid who lost the spelling bee on the word “dairy”?
I told him there’s no use crying over misspelled milk.
14.) Which cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
15.) Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
Q-T.
Spelling jokes for kids about letters
1.) What is the end of everything?
The letter G.
2.) What is at the end of the world?
The letter D.
3.) What letter is a part of the head?
I.
4.) Why is U the happiest letter?
Because it is in the middle of FUN.
5.) What letter is a bird?
J.
6.) What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
B, because it makes oil Boil.
7.) How can you spell cold with two letters?
I-C.
8.) What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
B.
9.) What is at the end of the rainbow?
The letter W.
10.) What letter is an exclamation?
O.
11.) What letter is a drink?
T.
12.) Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C.
13.) What four letters frighten a thief?
O.I.C.U.
14.) What letter is looking for causes?
Y.
Spelling knock knock jokes
1.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Spell – Spell who?
W-H-O.
2.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Abe – Abe who?
Abe C-D-E-F-G-H…
We hope you enjoyed these funny spelling jokes for kids. Here are more jokes for kids of all ages:
By Greg Johnson | Published 5/10/2023
