Famous Toasts From Movies, TV
Looking for famous toasts from movies and TV shows? You’ll enjoy this collection of funny and memorable lines from some of your favorite films and shows.
The best toasts from movies and TV
Make an impact by using these TV and movie toasts at weddings, graduations, and celebrations. Or amuse your friends the next time you get together for drinks.
1. Drinking toasts from movies
Qi’Ra: What should we drink to?
Han Solo: Let’s drink two and see where it goes.
Emilia Clarke and Alden Ehrenreich, “Solo: A Star Wars Story“
This is a sacrament. And no, I ain’t lost my mind. We are drinking to new life.
Regina King, “If Beale Street Could Talk”
Christy Brown: What’ll we drink to?
Mary: Let’s drink to Dublin.
Christy Brown: To Dublin? Why?
Mary: Because Christy Brown was born there.
Daniel Day-Lewis and Ruth McCabe, “My Left Foot”
May our hearts remain as cool as this champagne.
Maurice Chevalier, “The Merry Widow”
Let’s drink to our future. Here’s hoping you and Barbara will be very happy — which I doubt very much… as we go down life’s highway, you going your way and I going my way.
Irene Dunne, “The Awful Truth”
I drink to Rebecca Ryan! She’s the first real woman I have met in all of France.
Léon Zitrone, “American Dreamer”
2. Funny toasts from movies
This is supposed to be exciting. It’s your wedding — you only get a few of these!
Alison Brie, “The 5 Year Engagement”
Here’s to the husbands who’ve won you, the losers who’ve lost you, and the lucky bastards who’ve yet to meet you.
Dermot Mulroney, “The Wedding Date”
Ballin Mundson: Now then, before we were interrupted, I believe we were about to drink a toast. So: disaster to the wench who did wrong by our Johnny. No, Gilda? You won’t drink to that?
Gilda: Why not? Disaster to the wench!
George Macready and Rita Hayworth, “Gilda”
What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as ‘the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’
Homer, “The Simpsons”
Here’s to the men that we love, here’s to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so f*** all that, here’s to us.
Jenny McCarthy, “Dirty Love”
Susan Cooper: And here’s to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you’ll always be a hoot to me! Haha.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid f**ing toast. You’re delightful.
Melissa McCarthy and Rose Byrne, “Spy”
Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.
Jamie Farr, “Cannonball Run II”
Humorous movie toasts
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Paul Rudd, “Knocked Up”
Harold ain’t so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don’t remember paying.
Steve Buscemi, “The Wedding Singer”
Michael O’Sullivan: Take a drink and remember the man.
Jackie O’Shea: And raise your spirits to the sky. Raise them to Ned Devine. God bless you Ned, and may we be forever in your debt.
Pig Finn: To Ned Devine.
David Kelly, Ian Bannen, and James Nesbitt, “Waking Ned Devine”
Sylvia Fonda: A toast. To Dom Perignon and the World Cup.
Harkin: Who’s he?
Sylvia Fonda: A famous French skier.
Shannon Tweed and Patrick Houser, “Hot Dog… The Movie”
3. Romantic toasts from movies
True love is the soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Owen Wilson, “Wedding Crashers”
It is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart. I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart.
Cameron Diaz, “In Her Shoes”
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Billy Crystal, “When Harry Met Sally”
Sometimes you love a person because of all the reasons they’re not like you. And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home.
Renée Zellweger, “Bridget Jones’s Baby”
I wish I had done everything on earth with you.
Carey Mulligan, “The Great Gatsby”
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
J.K. Simmons, “Juno”
Everything I have ever done, I’ve done for you.
Ethan Hawke, “Great Expectations”
I don’t know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love then it’s never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn’t it be true now? You only need the courage to follow your heart.
Vanessa Redgrave, “Letters to Juliet”
Well done Bridge, four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade. I think that deserves a toast, don’t you? To Bridget, who cannot cook, but who we love, just as she is.
James Callis, “Bridget Jones’ Diary”
I’ve been loving you since I was 11, and the sh*t won’t go away.
Monica Wright, “Love & Basketball”
I love you. That’s why I make you miserable.
Lupe Ontiveros, “Real Women Have Curves”
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.
Ewan McGregor, “Moulin Rouge”
The heart’s not like a box that gets filled up. It expands in size the more you love.
Scarlett Johansson, “Her”
This is true love. You think this happens every day?
Cary Elwes, “The Princess Bride”
A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, ‘I was adored once too.’
Simon Callow, “Four Weddings and a Funeral”
In our group, we never kiss and tell…
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Sex And The City (The Movie)”
More love toasts from movies
Well, that’s what we do, we fight. You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of the bitch and I tell you when you’re a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have, like, a two-second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Ryan Gosling, “The Notebook”
People call these things imperfections, but they’re not, aw, that’s the good stuff. And then we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.
Robin Williams, “Good Will Hunting”
You are the perfect verse over a tight beat.
Taye Diggs, “Brown Sugar”
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a g–damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…
Luke Wilson, “Old School”
I know it’s a cornball thing, but love is passion. Obsession. Someone you can’t live without. I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy, and who’ll love you the same way back. How do you find ’em? Well, you forget your head and you listen to your heart.
Anthony Hopkins, “Meet Joe Black”
I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.
Amy Adams, “Her”
4. Wedding speech toasts from movies and TV
To a lady of grace, a woman of strength, and a bride of astonishing beauty. My wife, Claire Fraser.
Sam Heughan, “Outlander”
I am as ever in bewildered awe of anyone who this kind of commitment that Angus and Laure have made today. I know I couldn’t do it and I think it’s wonderful they can.
Hugh Grant, “Four Weddings and a Funeral”
We’re all different, but in the end, we’re all fruit.
Nia Vardalos, “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”
Now, there were times when we had our doubts about this gorgeous man. But after careful observation over the last hundred years, my doubts are over. So here’s to the groom… a man who finally got ‘Carrie-d’ away.
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Sex And The City”
Maid of honor toasts
I had the strangest dream. I dreamed that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up, and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman.
Julia Roberts, “My Best Friend’s Wedding”
Really quick! Speaking of Consuelo, Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. And so, I would just like to say to you and to everyone here, ‘Gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en…en la azul…markada. Tienes con bibir en las Fortuashla.’ And gracias!
Kristen Wiig, “Bridesmaids”
Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.
Lidia Biondi, “Letters to Juliet”
Best man toasts
The love between Joel and Mora is magnificent. I thought I had the same thing… until my fiancee left me at the altar last week. I was asked not to talk about that, so I won’t. (pause) I sit outside her house at night sometimes.
Josh Radnor, “How I Met Your Mother”
5. Toasts to good health
Then, a toast: May their days be long and full of happiness; may their children be many and full of health; and may they live in peace… and freedom.
Charles B. Fitzsimons, “The Quiet Man”
I’d like to propose a toast, to my son. He is eighteen today. He has just ordered his first drink. Before he drinks it, I’d like to wish him a long life, a wife as fine as his mother, and a son as fine as he’s been. To my son!
Robert Duvall, “The Great Santini”
To life! To the magnificent, dangerous, brief, wonderful life… and the courage to live it! You know, Baron, I’ve only lived since last night, but that little while seems longer than all the time that’s gone before.
Lionel Barrymore, “Grand Hotel”
May you live for as long as you want, and never want for as long as you live!
Bud Abbott, “Abbott and Costello”
Cent’ anni. (100 years!)
Al Pacino, “The Godfather”
George Jung: May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face.
Fred Jung: And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. Cheers, Georgie.
George Jung: Cheers, pop.
Johnny Depp and Ray Liotta, “Blow”
6. More famous TV and movie toasts
To a new world of gods and monsters!
Ernest Thesiger, “Bride of Frankenstein”
I’d like to propose a toast to all the special ‘f’ words – to friends, family, fate, forgiveness, and forever.
Leelee Sobieski, “My First Mister”
Local #1: A toast to the greatest detective in all the world.
Sherlock Holmes: Thank you, gentlemen. I am touched.
Dr. Watson: I can vouch for that!
Michael Caine and Ben Kingsley, “Without A Clue”
A toast… to us, to our last summer of immature, adolescent decadence.
Ryan Phillippe, “I Know What You Did Last Summer”
I’d like to make a toast. To “Good Vibrations”, Brian’s pocket symphony to God. And the biggest selling single the Beach Boys ever had. Ever!
Erin Darke, “Love & Mercy”
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
Dumbledore (Richard Harris), “Harry Potter”
Ladies and gents, I drink to the demise of Fat Moe’s speakeasy.
James Woods, “Once Upon a Time In America”
Michael: Here’s to Nick.
Steven: To Nick.
Robert De Niro and John Savage, “The Deer Hunter”
That’s our task. Liberation. Freedom. Let’s toast to Lawrence. Let’s toast to our defects. Toast, to our friendship. Drink cold, piss warm.
Fred Ward, “Henry & June”
Wally: Lads! Here’s to stinkingrich!
Fidgit: And to Kevin.
All: Yeah, Kevin!
Og: Stinking Kevin.
Jack Purvis, Kenny Baker, and Mike Edmonds, “Time Bandits”
A toast. To the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness.
Tyrion Lannister, “Game of Thrones”
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