Giraffe Jokes For Kids
Start your day with a good laugh with these funny giraffe jokes for kids!
These jokes are very funny, but also clean and kid-friendly so they can share them with friends at school. And teachers and parents will love using them to teach about the lovable, long-necked animal.
Best giraffe jokes for kids
When it comes to humor, the giraffe is one of the funniest animals. Here are some of our favorite giraffe jokes for children of all ages.
1.) What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your high-ness.
2.) What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
3.) How did the giraffe get himself a job?
By neckworking.
4.) Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
Because the monkeys use them as slides.
5.) Did you know some giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?
But most only have 4.
6.) How do you interview a giraffe?
First, you get a really tall ladder.
7.) What did the giraffe say to the lion in the tree?
Get out of my dinner.
Giraffe long neck jokes
8.) Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
It’s a long one.
9.) Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because his head is so far away from his body of course.
10.) What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
11.) Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
12.) Why is it difficult to make a giraffe laugh?
Because you have to use a ladder to tickle its neck.
13.) Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?
Because a little goes a long way.
Giraffe tall jokes
14.) What’s a giraffe’s biggest fear?
Ceiling fans.
15.) Why do giraffes sing in the rain?
Because they don’t fit in the shower.
16.) Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
It’s a tall order.
17.) Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
18.) Why did the giraffe the best student?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of his class.
19.) Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because his head was in the clouds.
20.) Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they’re all in high school.
Silly giraffe jokes for kids
21.) What’s the silliest nickname you can give a giraffe?
Shorty.
22.) Why are giraffes tongues so long?
So they can clean their ears.
23.) Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
It always went over their heads.
24.) What is most dangerous book you can read?
A pop-up book about giraffes.
25.) What do giraffes have that no one else has?
Baby giraffes.
26.) What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
27.) Why do giraffes make bad bosses?
Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees.
28.) Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
29.) What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe?
A turtle-neck.
30.) Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?
He called it a wildlife preserve.
31.) How did the giraffe hide in the cherry tree?
It painted its toes red and stayed perfectly still.
32.) What do you get when you cross a labrador with a giraffe?
A dog who barks at airplanes.
Corny giraffe jokes for kids
33.) Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
He was a cheetah.
34.) Why did the giraffe spend time at the library after school?
Higher studies.
35.) Why is a giraffe such a good father?
He is someone you always look up to.
36.) What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A twelve-foot toothbrush.
37.) Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
Because they are bad at catching it.
38.) What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
It’s my pleasure to get to gnaw you.
39.) What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A longshot.
40.) Did you hear about the giraffe and ostrich race?
It was neck and neck.
41.) What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a police officer?
The long arm of the law.
42.) Why did the giraffe sign up to become a monk?
He felt a higher calling.
43.) How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
With difficulty.
Giraffe puns
44.) Why was the giraffe late?
Because he got caught in a giraffic jam.
45.) What sort of art do giraffes paint?
Giraffiti.
46.) Where do you put giraffes that don’t feel good?
Giraffe-sick Park.
47.) What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A gir-raft.
48.) What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
49.) What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Giraffe riddles
50.) When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
When there are two of them.
51.) Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
52.) What has an elephant’s trunk, a tiger’s stripes and a giraffe’s neck?
A zoo.
53.) You are riding a giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you. What do you do?
Get off the merry-go-round.
Giraffe knock knock jokes
54.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Giraffe – Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.
55.) Knock knock – Who’s there?
Giraffe – Giraffe who?
Giraffe to ask me that silly question.
We hope you got a laugh out of these funny giraffe jokes for kids. Here are more great animal jokes for kids:
By Greg Johnson | Published 5/23/2023
