Fall Jokes For Kids
Fall is here, the days are getting shorter, and the kids are preparing for school. But fear not! We’ve got the perfect remedy to inject some laughter and fun into the season… funny fall jokes for kids!
This collection is a hayride of hilarious fall jokes, fantastic puns, and colorful riddles that will have your kids giggling all the way from harvest festivals to Halloween and Thanksgiving.
So get ready to create some pun-derful fall memories filled with laughter and lighthearted fun!
Best fall jokes for kids
1. What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall.
2. What did the scarecrow say when he lost all his stuffing?
That was the last straw!
3. Why did Humpty Dumpty love the end of summer?
Because he had a great fall.
4. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile.
5. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
6. Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Autumn jokes
7. What is the cutest season?
Awww-tumn.
8. What did autumn say to summer?
I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.
9. What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.
10. How can you tell when winter is here?
It’s after autumn leaves.
Fall puns
11. What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
12. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
13. What do farmers wear when it’s cold?
A har-vest.
14. What kind of coat goes on wet?
A coat of paint.
15. What do it you call a cold day in September?
Septem-brrrrr.
Corny fall jokes for kids
16. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The crossing gourd.
18. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
Squash.
19. Why did the tree giggle?
It heard acorn-y joke.
20. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
He was already stuffed.
21. In Autumn, what did the skydiver say?
I love the fall.
22. How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
23. What did one leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.
Fall holiday humor
You’ll enjoy these funny lines about Halloween and Thanksgiving.
Halloween jokes
24. Where do baby ghosts go to school?
Day-scare.
25. What does a witch use to style her hair?
Scarespray.
26. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
27. What kind of monster loves disco?
The boogieman.
28. What’s wrong with twin witches?
You never know which witch is witch.
29. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them.
30. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
The boo-hamas.
31. What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
Spooktacles.
32. How do you know a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin.
33. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
The trombone.
34. What type of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans.
35. Why do pumpkins never enter a haunted house?
They have no guts.
36. What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Check out more Halloween jokes for kids.
Thanksgiving jokes
37. Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?
He was stuffed.
38. How did the turkey get home from Thanksgiving?
It took the gravy train.
39. Why did the gravy get sent to bed early?
For acting saucy at the table.
40. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
41. Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt.
You’ll love these funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids.
42. Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
Somebody ate the drumsticks.
43. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
44. What is the most mythical vegetable?
A uni-corn.
45. What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
46. What side dish tells the worst jokes?
Corn-y bread.
47. Why did the turkey get ejected from the basketball game?
He committed a fowl.
48. What do you call a sad cranberry?
A blueberry.
Check out more turkey jokes for kids.
Fall knock knock jokes
49. Knock knock – Who’s there?
Orange – Orange who?
Orange you glad fall is here?
50. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Who – Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Fall riddles
51. What falls but never gets hurt?
Leaves.
52. What kind of key can’t open doors?
A turkey.
53. What has ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield.
54. Where does September come after October?
In the dictionary.
55. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
56. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Thanks for reading these funny fall jokes for kids. Looking for more great kids jokes? Check out these funny jokes for other seasons:
Published 6/25/24
