Funny Fruit Jokes For Kids
Do your kids need a chuckle around mealtime? Looking for funny jokes that are wholesome and safe for kids of all ages? It’s time to add a little sweetness to your day with some hilariously silly fruit jokes for kids!
They’re a great way to put a smile on anyone’s face. Plus, jokes about fruit are a fun way to encourage fussy eaters.
So make packing school lunches a blast and help get children excited about eating healthy food. They’re sure to go bananas with these great gags!
Best fruit jokes for kids
Let’s begin with some of the best fruit jokes for kids that are guaranteed to get a giggle! They’re perfectly silly and safe for even the youngest comedians.
1. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A tooty fruity.
2. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
3. What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
Slippers.
4. What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines!
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
6. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing; he just let out a little wine.
7. What do you call a dancing banana?
A banana shake.
8. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
9. What fruit loves soda the most?
Straw-berries!
Silly fruit jokes for kids
If you’re looking for a barrel of laughs, these silly fruit jokes are where it’s at! They are perfect for livening up any school lunchbox note or family dinner.
Banana jokes
Get ready to go bananas over this bunch of hilarious humor.
1. What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
2. When’s the best time to tell banana jokes?
On sundaes.
3. What do you say when you get nothing but bananas for your birthday?
Thanks a bunch!
4. How does a banana answer the phone?
Yellow?
5. What’s the best way to open a banana?
With a mon-key.
6. Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
Because she had split ends.
7. Why are bananas never lonely?
They hang around in bunches.
Check out even more funny banana jokes for kids.
Apple jokes
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but these jokes are just too good to keep to yourself!
8. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough!
9. What’s the best place to hide from a doctor?
The apple orchard.
10. Why did the apple pie cry?
Its peelings were hurt.
11. What do they put in iPhone batteries?
Apple juice.
12. How many apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Orange jokes
These jokes are juiced up and ready to make you smile!
13. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
He couldn’t concentrate.
14. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
15. Why did the orange go to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well.
16. If I had six oranges in one hand and four apples in the other hand what would I have?
Really big hands.
Grape jokes
These little fruits are sure to bring grape big laughs!
17. What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
18. What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain.
19. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly.
20. What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
You’re nuts!
21. What’s purple and 5000 miles long?
The grape wall of China.
22. What did the fruit say to its best pal?
You’re pretty grape!
23. What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party?
Eat, drink and be berry.
24. Why are grapes always so unhappy?
They’ve got nothing to wine about!
Strawberry jokes
Take a sweet taste of berry good humor.
25. Why did the strawberry cross the road?
There was a traffic jam.
26. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
27. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam.
28. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
29. What did the strawberry say to the blueberry?
You’re looking berry good today.
30. What did the strawberry write to its crush?
I’m berry fond of you.
31. What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?
A jam session!
Watermelon jokes
You could say these jokes are “one in a melon!”
32. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon.
33. When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
34. Why was the watermelon considered suspicious?
Because it was a seedy fellow.
35. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re one in a melon.
36. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
They’re melon-choly!
Pineapple jokes
Prepare yourself for some sweet humor.
37. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple.
38. How do you address a pineapple princess?
Your pine-ness.
39. When is an apple not an apple?
When it’s a pineapple!
Peach jokes
These fuzzy favorites are just peachy!
40. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
41. Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
42. What is the most popular dessert for math teachers?
Peach pi.
Pear jokes
You and your friends will make a perfect pear of comedians.
43. What is black and white, black and white and green?
Two pandas squabbling over a pear.
44. What did the celebrity fruit do?
It made an ap-pear-ance!
45. What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pears.
More funny fruit jokes for kids
Still hungry for more fruit-based humor? Here are a few more unique ones to add to your joke rotation!
1. How did the giraffe hide in the cherry tree?
It painted its toes red and stayed perfectly still.
2. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
3. Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Because it saw the turkey dressing.
4. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
5. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
You’re one in a melon!
6. What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-Aid!
Fruit puns
These clever fruit puns are berry clever.
1. What is King Kong’s favorite food?
Ape-ricots!
2. What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit?
A masterpeach.
3. What did the lemon say to the lime?
Sour you doing?
4. What’s a rock’s favorite fruit?
Pome-granite.
5. Why did the zombie go fruit-picking?
It wanted to get berried.
6. I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.
I am peachless.
7. If your guy can’t appreciate fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango!
Fruit riddles
Test your brainpower with these fun and fruity riddles!
1. Which academic subject is the most fruitful?
History, considering that it is filled with dates.
2. What is green and comes down the mountain?
A ski-wi.
3. Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries?
Because that would be a pie.
4. Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
Because the banana split.
5. How is a smashed tomato repaired?
With tomato paste.
Fruit knock knock jokes
Here’s a few fruity knock-knock jokes to share with friends!
1. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Orange – Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!?
2. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Banana – Banana who?
I don’t know, banana split!
3. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Orange – Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
From a crisp apple to the sweet strawberries, there’s a laugh to be found in every meal. Hopefully, this awesome list of fruit jokes has made your mealtime a little brighter!
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Published 10/8/25
