Time Jokes For Kids
Ever wondered why time flies when you’re having fun? Or why clocks have hands but no feet? Just check out these funny time jokes for kids to learn more!
Time jokes can be a playful way for kids to grasp important concepts about time. It’s a fun and engaging way to make learning about time a tick-tock adventure!
So let’s dive into the world of time jokes, puns, and riddles that are sure to make you tick!
Best time jokes for kids
1. What did the digital clock say to its mother?
Look mom, no hands!
2. Can February March?
No, but April May.
3. What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty. (Two thirty.)
4. Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office?
It was tocking too much.
5. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
Because all the others are weak days.
6. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted time to fly.
Time puns
7. How does a witch tell time?
With a witch watch.
8. Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?
To see time fry.
9. What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
10. Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over swept.
11. What’s a princess’s favorite time?
Knight time.
12. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunartick.
13. What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry day.
Corny time jokes for kids
14. What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap year.
15. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
Time to get a new car.
16. What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
17. Why didn’t the boy look for his missing watch?
He couldn’t find the time.
18. Why did the man buy so many clocks?
Because time is money.
19. Why did the woman put a clock under her desk?
She wanted to work overtime.
20. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they had a long March.
Clock jokes
21. What do you call a tense clock?
All wound up.
22. Why didn’t the clock work?
It needed a hand.
23. What happens when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
24. How can you tell if a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
25. Where did the clock finish the race?
Wherever it wound up.
26. What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
27. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.
Silly time jokes for kids
28. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
Time to get a new watch.
29. How do you know if your clock is crazy?
It goes “cuckoo”.
30. I stayed up all day to watch the sun go down.
Then, it dawned on me.
31. What kinds of bugs live in a clock?
Ticks.
32. If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?
Because you don’t have the time.
33. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?
Twelve months.
34. What time is good to go to the beach?
Sun day.
Time riddles
35. Why is it so hard to eat a clock?
It’s time-consuming.
36. What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
37. What do you call a day without sunshine?
Night.
38. How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
39. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another?
Second-hand information.
40. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
Ten to one.
41. What is the shortest month?
May, because it has only 3 letters.
42. Why did the girl sit on a clock?
She wanted to be on time.
43. What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall.
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Published 10/7/24
