Frog Jokes For Kids
If you’re looking for a collection of frog jokes for kids, you’ve come to the right place. By the end of this article, you’ll be telling your children the best frog jokes around.
So, what are you waiting for? Hop right in and get ready to laugh!
Best frog jokes for kids
Funny frog jokes are a fun way to spend time with kids. And here you’ll find the ultimate collection of frog jokes guaranteed to make you laugh. Check them out!
1.) What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lolli-hops.
2.) What did the toad dress up as for Halloween?
Frogenstein.
3.) What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
4.) What do you call it when two frogs have a chat?
A ribbiting conversation.
5.) What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
6.) What’s green and only appears once every 76 years?
Halley’s Kermit.
7.) What do you call 620 frogs in a box?
Gross.
8.) What do frogs like to drink on hot days?
Ice cold croak-a-cola.
9.) What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog?
A croakadile.
10.) What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.
11.) What did the frog order at the fast food restaurant?
French flies and a diet croak.
Good frog jokes
Frogs – slippery, slimy, and a major nuisance in your garden. Not the first thing that springs to mind when you hear the word humor. However, if you’re a fan of animal jokes you’ll love these!
12.) What do you say if you meet a toad?
“Wart’s new?”
13.) What happened when the frog’s car broke down?
He jump-started it.
14.) What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
15.) What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?
“Hop on!”
16.) What game do frogs play when they are outside?
Leapfrog.
17.) What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles.
18.) Why did the frog go to jail?
He robbed a riverbank.
19.) Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.
20.) What book do frog parents read to their kids before bedtime?
Hop On Pop.
21.) How do frogs stay cool during the summer?
By going in a tad pool.
22.) How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
23.) Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
Short jokes
This is the ultimate list of short jokes about frogs. If you are looking for something to make you laugh, you’ll find it here. Check them out:
24.) What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.
25.) Who was the frog’s mother’s sister?
Aunt Phibian.
26.) What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
27.) What kind of frog race is never run?
A swimming race.
28.) Hey, do you guys want to hear a story about frogs?
I think you’ll find it ribbiting.
29.) What did the frog say to his girlfriend?
We’re in a Kermit-ted relationship.
30.) What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle.
31.) How do frogs fasten sheet metal?
With ribbits.
32.) What do frogs like to eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
33.) Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger story.
34.) What do frogs drink in winter?
Hot croak-o.
35.) How does a frog win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
36.) What do Klingon frogs use as camouflage?
A croaking device.
37.) What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
“Hop in!”
38.) What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Funny frog jokes for kids
Kids love slimy creatures like frogs and toads. Here is a selection of funny frog jokes for kids. Go ahead and give them a try!
39.) Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croak-room.
40.) What did the frog say about meeting new frogs?
He never met a morphosis he didn’t like.
41.) Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
42.) Why did the bad frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to rob-bit.
43.) What do window-cleaning frogs say?
“Rubit, rubit!”
44.) What do frogs do with paper?
Rip it, rip it.
45.) What did the frog say about his favorite book?
Reddit, reddit, reddit.
46.) What do you get when you cross a pig and a frog?
A wart hog.
47.) What was the name of the frog cowboy?
Hopalong Cassidy.
48.) How deep is a frog pond?
Kneedeep, kneedeep!
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Silly frog jokes
Frog jokes are starting to pop up all over the internet, and maybe you’ve already told a few or two. But perhaps you haven’t — either way, here’s a list of super silly frog jokes to share with your friends!
49.) What’s green with red spots?
A frog with chickenpox.
50.) What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad.
51.) What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump rope.
52.) Where do frog musicians get recognition?
The Grammy A-warts.
53.) Where do frogs start their races?
From the tad pole position.
54.) Where do you get frog eggs?
At the spawn shop.
55.) What did the frog say about the new movie?
It was toad-ly awesome.
56.) What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
A ground frog.
57.) The fly said to the frog, “time flies when you’re having fun.”
The frog replied, “Actually, time’s fun when you’re having flies!”
58.) Why couldn’t the snake say anything?
He had a frog in his throat.
59.) Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Hilarious frog humor
There may be hundreds of thousands of jokes about frogs, but here’s one big compilation of all the most hilarious ones!
60.) What’s the world’s weakest animal?
A toad — it croaks right when you touch it.
61.) Where does a witch’s frog sit?
On a toadstool.
62.) Which bit of a frog is the best to eat?
The rib bit.
63.) Why did the frog keep eating his homework?
It was written on flypaper.
64.) What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
65.) Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
They’re already wearing green.
66.) Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
67.) What do you call a 100-year-old toad?
Old croak.
68.) What kind of exercise is best for a frog?
Tad-pull ups.
69.) What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue-tied.
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Top frog jokes and riddles
If you love amphibians and have always been wondering where to find a frog joke, this is the list for you. Here are all the top frog jokes for you to read and share.
70.) What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
71.) Who is Kermit’s favorite character in The Hobbit?
Frog-o Baggins.
72.) What did the frog say when he entered the busy restaurant?
“Wow, this place is hopping!”
73.) What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.
74.) What do amphibians put on their pancakes?
Frog Cabin Syrup.
75.) What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
76.) When is an automobile like a frog?
When it’s toad.
77.) Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They’re good at jump shots.
78.) What video game is most popular among amphibians?
Frogger.
79.) What’s green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Clean frog jokes for kids
Kids will love these clean frog jokes for kids — they’re good for hours of entertainment! They are also safe for younger kids to enjoy.
80.) What happens when you cross a frog and a dog?
You get a croaker spaniel.
81.) Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
He was newt to the area.
82.) Why didn’t the frog walk across the road?
He hopped instead.
83.) Why can’t frogs ever complete their bucket lists?
They croak before they even get started.
84.) What do you get if you cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
85.) What do Winnie the Pooh and Kermit the frog have in common?
The same middle name.
86.) What do Scottish frogs play?
Hop-scotch.
87.) What restaurant do frogs love most?
T.G.I. Fly-day’s.
88.) What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.
89.) What’s green and loud?
A frog-horn.
90.) What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?
A bunny ribbit.
Frog puns
Frog jokes have always been popular with kids and grownups alike. Here are creative and silly puns about frogs that will surely make you laugh.
91.) What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad.
92.) What do you call a vote taken amongst toads?
A tadpole.
93.) Did you hear about the frog professor?
He gave very ribbiting lectures.
94.) Where do frogs go to get glasses?
The hop-tician.
95.) Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a hoperation.
96.) What do you call a frog that lies?
An am-FIB-ian.
97.) What do you call a frog hanging over your head at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
98.) What is a frog’s favorite game?
Croaket.
99.) What do amphibians like to eat on hot days?
Frogurt.
100.) How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
101.) Where did the short-sighted frog go to get his glasses?
The hopthalmologist.
102.) What’s white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog
Knock knock jokes
Frog-related jokes are the best, and you’ll know why by going through this section of knock-knock jokes. Here are the wittiest that you will ever find:
103.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Toad. – Toad who?
I already toad you. Listen carefully!
104.) Knock knock. – Who’s there?
Ribbit. – Ribbit who?
I hope you don’t need your paper today because my dog already ribbit to shreds.
105.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Frog. – Frog who?
Have you finished your homework today? I frog-ot mine!
106.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Toad. – Toad who?
How are you? I’m toad-ally fine!
107.) Knock, knock. – Who’s there?
Croaking. – Croaking who?
Stop telling jokes! I’m croaking up over here!
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By Greg Johnson | Published 11/7/2022
