Ninja Jokes For Kids
If you love martial arts, action, and the excitement of a stealthy surprise, these are the ninja jokes for kids you’ve been searching for!
Ninjas are known for their amazing speed, incredible stealth, and those cool, mysterious black masks. And these clean and family-friendly ninja jokes will appeal to any kid who’s into the lore and legend of the most famous silent warriors.
So prepare your funny bones and get ready to giggle!
Best ninja jokes for kids
Let’s begin with some of our favorite ninja jokes.
1. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
2. What do ninjas drink during the summer?
Kara-tea.
3. Why did the ninja go to college?
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
4. Where can you find ninja granola?
In the stealthfood aisle.
5. How did the ninja beat the pig?
With a pork-chop.
6. What do ninjas order at restaurants?
Swordfish.
7. What’s a ninja’s favorite soda?
Slice.
8. What do you call a red-haired ninja?
A ginga ninja.
Silly ninja jokes for kids
These silly jokes are guaranteed to get a giggle out of kids of any age!
9. Why did the bad guy cross the road?
To get away from a ninja.
10. What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer?
Ninjarrrrrrrrrgh!
11. Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
For throwing stars.
12. What did the ninja bring to the Christmas party?
Ninjabread men.
13. What do you call a group of ten trick-or-treating ninjas on Halloween if one gets lost?
Ninejas.
14. Why do ninjas make great librarians?
Because they always keep things quiet.
15. How do ninjas play hide and seek?
They disappear before you even count.
16. How do ninjas make friends?
They strike up conversations.
17. What’s a ninja’s favorite type of joke?
A punch line that hits you out of nowhere.
Ninja puns for sharp wordplay
Have fun with clever wordplay and make grown-ups (and your friends) groan!
18. How do you ask a ninja to leave?
Say Ninjago!
19. What’s a ninja’s favorite party game?
Hide and sneak.
20. What’s a ninja’s favorite dessert?
Ice scream.
21. Can a ninja throw a star?
Shur-he-can!
22. Why don’t ninjas watch sad movies?
They’re too sensei-tive.
23. What do you call a ninja ruler?
Lur-king.
24. What do you call a ninja who’s a stand-up comedian?
A joke-jitsu master.
25. What do ninjas like to play during recess?
Ninjump-rope.
26. If three ninjas enter a room, how many do you see?
Nonejas.
27. Why was the ninja told after his job interview?
You’re Hy’aad!
Corny ninja jokes for kids
Perfect for sharing and laughing with your best friends.
28. What football position do ninjas like most?
Kicker.
29. What do you call a dinosaur ninja?
A Ninjasaurus Rex.
30. What do you call two ninjas?
A pair of sneakers.
31. Why did the foolish ninja stare at the orange juice can?
Because it said ‘concentrate’ on it.
32. What do you call a ninja who oversleeps?
A noonja.
33. What is a ninja’s favorite book?
The one you’re currently distracted by.
34. What did the ninja sing after beating an army of skeletons?
Bad to the Bone.
35. What kind of car does a ninja drive?
A stealthwagon.
36. Why are the best martial artists such good singers?
They really know how to belt it out.
Ninja riddles
These riddles are a fun way to test your quick thinking and share a laugh!
37. What do you call a surprise party for a ninja?
A very bad idea.
38. Why couldn’t the boy find ‘ninja’ in the dictionary?
Ninjas can’t be found.
39. Why do ninja’s make good Halloween guests?
They’re great at carving Jack-o’-lanterns.
40. What does a ninja do when he hears good news?
He flips out.
41. What do you call a ninja with a nice belt?
A sharp-dressed man.
42. How does a ninja deal with fear?
He gives it to others.
43. What do you call it when a ninja passes gas?
Silent and deadly.
44. How do you give a ninja directions?
Don’t worry, he’ll find you.
45. How will you know when you’ve met a ninja?
The grim reaper will tell you.
Ninja knock-knock jokes
Knock-knock jokes are perfect for a simple, interactive laugh.
46. Knock knock – Who’s there?
Ninja – Ninja wh… what the heck! You’re already in my house!
47. Knock knock – Who’s there?
Ninja – Ninja who?
Ninja didn’t see that coming!
We hope you enjoyed reading these funny ninja jokes for kids. Be sure to share with family and friends!
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Published 10/30/25
