Art Jokes For Kids
Looking for a fun way to spark your child’s creativity and sense of humor? Look no further than these art jokes for kids!
These clever quips and puns are sure to bring a smile to their face and make art time even more enjoyable. Whether they’re budding artists or simply love a good laugh, these jokes are perfect for kids of all ages.
So grab your pencils, paints, and a sense of humor, and let’s dive into the world of art jokes!
Best art jokes for kids
Here are some of our favorite art jokes to get your kids rolling with laughter.
1. What did the artist draw before he went to bed?
The curtains.
2. When should you fix a famous painting?
When it’s Baroque.
3. Why was the dog so good at coloring between the lines?
It was a border collie.
4. What did the artist say to the dentist?
Matisse hurt.
5. Why did the artist bring a ladder to the art gallery?
To take their art to new heights.
6. Why did the artist need a bank loan?
Because they had no Monet.
7. How do old artists get around?
Quite easel-y.
8. What did the artist feel like when he first visited the famous Paris art museum?
It was Louvre at first sight.
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Silly art jokes for kids
These silly jokes are sure to tickle your child’s funny bone.
9. What kind of shoes do artists wear?
Sketchers.
10. What kind of blood vessel likes drawing?
The artery.
11. What did the artist say when he finally finished his carving?
What a relief!
12. Why do artists have the most fun?
They like to paint the town red.
13. Who’s the king of the pencil case?
The ruler.
Painting jokes
These jokes are perfect for little artists who love to paint.
14. What did the painting say to the wall?
I’ve got you covered!
15. Why did Vincent van Gogh become a painter?
Because he just didn’t have an ear for music.
16. What’s an artist’s favorite swimming stroke?
The brushstroke.
17. What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat.
18. What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal.
19. Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter?
Because they never go into detail.
20. How did the artist win the blue ribbon?
Strokes of genius.
21. What did the canvas say to the paint?
Stop brushing me off.
Art puns
Puns are a great way to get kids thinking about art in a new way.
22. Which type of art hurts the most?
Pain-tings.
23. What do you call a drawing of a cow?
A moo-sterpiece.
24. Where do cows hang their paintings?
In an art moo-seum.
25. What do you call a painting by a cat?
A purr-trait.
26. What do famous artists do when they make a mistake?
They face the mosaic.
27. How do you support a sad artist?
Give them a shoulder to crayon.
28. How do you inspire an artist?
Easel-y.
29. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies?
Pencil-vania.
30. What did the angry artist say?
Don’t get me arted!
Corny art jokes for kids
These cheesy jokes are so bad, they’re good!
31. Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?
Because he’d been framed.
32. Why did the art student bring a ladder to class?
To get a higher education.
33. What do pirates do in their free time?
They make arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
34. Why was the student staring at an empty piece of paper?
He was drawing a blank.
35. What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
It was pigment to be.
36. What happened to the sketch artist that fell down?
He was caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Drawing jokes
These jokes are perfect for kids who love to draw.
37. Why was the art museum cold?
Because of all the drafts.
38. What was the artistic cowboy best at?
Drawing.
39. Why was the pencil so popular at school?
It knew how to draw attention.
40. How come you can’t trust an artist?
Because sometimes they’re sketchy.
41. Did you hear about the two artists that had an argument?
They decided to call it a draw.
Art riddles
Challenge your child’s thinking skills with riddles to make them laugh.
42. What’s green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint.
43. What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
They were marooned.
44. Why was the world’s greatest painter’s wardrobe so small?
She only needed one coat.
45. What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artist’s worst nightmare?
An earthquake.
46. Why did the investor buy art?
For art appreciation.
47. What do you call someone hanging out by the wall?
Art.
Knock knock art jokes for kids
These classic knock-knock jokes with an art twist will have your kids laughing out loud.
48. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Art – Art Who?
R2-D2!
49. Knock, Knock – Who’s there?
Monet – Monet who?
Monet doesn’t grow on trees!
There you have it — some of the best art jokes for kids. Looking for more great humor? Check out these kids jokes:
By Greg Johnson | Published 12/11/24
