Color Jokes For Kids
Children of all ages will love this list of hilarious and silly color jokes for kids. They are sure to make you laugh out loud. And best of all, they are clean and family friendly.
So grab your favorite colored pencil or crayon and get ready to laugh your way through this colorful list of jokes!
10 best color jokes for kids
1.) What weighs less than the color blue?
Light blue.
2.) What did the color say to the other color?
I love hue.
3.) What color is a burp?
Burple.
4.) What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
Yeller.
5.) Did you know all books in the school library are the same color?
They’re all red.
6.) What color is the wind?
Blew.
7.) What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?
The crew was marooned.
8.) What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?
A pink carnation.
9.) Why are orange jokes so dumb?
Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
10.) When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
Silly color jokes
11.) I can laugh in color.
Hue hue hue hue.
12.) What do you call a magician wearing a multi-coloured suit?
Hue-dini.
13.) What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?
Bananas are yellow.
14.) What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
15.) What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until she’s ripe.
16.) What is a pirate’s favorite color?
Gold.
17.) What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
Cheer her up.
18.) What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
19.) What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
Pigment.
20.) What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
Because they’re green.
21.) What is Aquaman’s favorite color?
Aquamarine.
22.) What is green, white, and red all over?
A sun burnt elf.
23.) What’s red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator.
24.) Why are so many leprechauns florists?
They have green thumbs.
Corny color jokes for kids
25.) What is black, white, green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
26.) What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
27.) Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
28.) Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
29.) What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
30.) What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
31.) Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
32.) What is gray and blue and very big?
An elephant holding its breath.
33.) What is black and white and red all over?
A panda bear with a sunburn.
34.) Why is a pea small and green?
Because if it was large and red it would be a tomato.
35.) When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a grey-hound.
36.) What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
37.) What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath.
38.) What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
Color jokes for toddlers
39.) What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
40.) What color is a ghost?
Boo.
41.) What color do young doggies like the most?
Pupple.
42.) Why did the crayon cry?
He was feeling blue.
43.) Where do crayons go on vacation?
Color-ado.
44.) What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain?
An umbrellaphant.
45.) What is purple and green and won’t stop singing?
Barney taking a shower.
Color puns
46.) What is a pig’s favorite color?
Ma-HOG-any.
47.) Do black and white count as colors?
It’s a gray area.
48.) What has wings, a long colorful tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.
49.) Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
Teal-Rex.
50.) Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality.
He is a great hue-man.
51.) What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain.
52.) How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the grey hares.
53.) What’s a lion’s favorite color?
ROAR-ange.
54.) What do you call a red potato that tries to pass as a tomato?
An imi-tater.
55.) What’s purple and 5000 miles long?
The grape wall of China.
Color riddles
56.) Mr. Green lives in the green house, Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mr. Purple lives in a purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president.
57.) What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
58.) If a white house is white and a yellow house is yellow, what color is a green house?
Clear.
59.) What color is a mirror?
It depends who you ask.
60.) What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
61.) What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.
62.) What’s green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint.
63.) What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.
64.) What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
It gets wet.
Color knock knock joke
65.) Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Orange – Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m here?
Bonus color jokes for kids: one liners
1.) Green is my favorite color.
I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
2.) Today I thought of a color that doesn’t exist.
Then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
3.) I was caught stealing a rainbow once
Ended up getting thrown in prism.
4.) Look, I’m all for coloring books but connect-the-dots?
That’s where I draw the line.
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By Greg Johnson | Published 4/10/2023
