Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids
When you’re gathered around the holiday table and looking for a laugh, these Thanksgiving jokes for kids are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face!
All ages will appreciate these funny jokes. They’re short, easy to remember, and clean — so you can share a laugh with the whole family!
Best Thanksgiving jokes for kids
Looking for the best Thanksgiving jokes? These are sure to make your kids giggle.
1. What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch.
2. If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
A goblet.
3. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
4. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G.
5. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn’t get a moose in the oven.
6. What smells the best on Thanksgiving?
Your nose.
7. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
8. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he’s stuffed.
Silly Thanksgiving jokes for kids
These jokes are full of wacky wordplay and silly situations that are sure to keep your kids laughing.
9. When do you serve rubber turkey?
Pranks-giving.
10. What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich.
11. What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving?
A har-vest.
12. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
13. What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?
May flour.
14. What does the turkey do on the computer?
Google, Google.
15. What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?
Pumpkin pi.
16. What’s blue and covered in feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.
Turkey jokes
Gobble up these fun jokes! Enjoy a feast of funny turkey-themed jokes.
17. What can you call a Turkey that’s running away?
Fast food.
18. When are the turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving.
19. Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they can’t talk.
20. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Quack, quack.
21. What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
22. When is eating turkey bad for your health?
When you’re the turkey.
23. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
24. When is the best time to eat turkey?
When it is cooked and on the dinner table.
25. Why do turkeys get nervous?
Because they watch the calendars roll over to November.
26. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
27. How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
It took the gravy train.
28. How do you hire a turkey?
Put it on a ladder.
29. Why do turkeys always go gobble, gobble?
Because they never learned good table manners.
Check out even more great turkey jokes for kids.
Thanksgiving puns
Get ready to groan! These puns are a little corny, but they’re sure to be a hit with kids.
30. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
31. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
It was suspected of fowl play.
32. What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving?
Cellar-y.
33. What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?
Nice to meat you.
34. What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
35. Why do you think Turkeys love rainy days?
Because they love fowl weather.
36. Did you hear about the pumpkin pie that apologized?
It was a piece offering.
37. If fruit comes from fruit trees, where do turkeys come from?
Poul-trees.
Thanksgiving dinner jokes
Enjoy a side of laughter with your Thanksgiving dinner!
38. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Leftovers.
39. What kind of vegetables would your family like on Thanksgiving?
Beets me!
40. What do you call a sad cranberry?
A blueberry.
41. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s a-maize-ing.
42. Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
Because it saw the turkey dressing.
43. Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
They’re too corny.
44. How do potatoes cross the sea?
On gravy boats.
45. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
46. Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?
He lost track of thyme.
47. What do you need to make Thanksgiving s’mores?
Pil-grahams.
Corny Thanksgiving jokes for kids
These corny jokes are perfect for kids who love a good groan-worthy pun.
48. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
49. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
50. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
51. Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
It was outstanding in its field.
52. How do little pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd.
53. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
One has gobblers, the other has goblins.
54. What do cows do on Thanksgiving?
Eat dinner and watch a moo-vie.
Thanksgiving riddles
Test your kids’ wits with these Thanksgiving-themed riddles.
55. What kind of key can’t open doors?
A turkey.
56. If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age.
57. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots.
58. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
59. Can a turkey jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?
Yes, because the Statue of Liberty can’t jump.
60. Why did the pilgrim not want to bake the bread for Thanksgiving?
It’s a crummy job.
61. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans have stalks.
62. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes
Here are some funny knock-knock jokes with a Thanksgiving twist!
63. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Don – Don who?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some too!
64. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Tamara – Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll eat turkey leftovers.
65. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Olive – Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!
66. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Dewey – Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
67. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Norma Lee – Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.
68. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Gwen – Gwen who?
Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I’m hungry!
69. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Esther – Esther who?
Esther, any more stuffing?
70. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Mustache – Mustache who?
I mustache you to carve the turkey?
71. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Wanda – Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pie?
72. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Norma Lee – Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.
73. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Annie – Annie who?
Annie body want pumpkin pie?
74. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Arthur – Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
75. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Anita – Anita who?
Anita nap, I’m stuffed!
We hope you got your fill of these funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Be sure to check out more great kids’ jokes here:
Published 10/15/24
