Cheesy Jokes For Kids
For those looking for a good laugh, we invite you to take a bite of these cheesy jokes for kids.
Because everyone knows, kids love taking it cheesy!
The best cheesy jokes for kids
Let’s begin with ten of our favorite cheesy jokes that are sure to make kids giggle. Read on!
1. Top 10 best cheesy jokes
1.) Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t see in the dark.
2.) What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
3.) What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me, and we will go places.
4.) Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C.
5.) Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
6.) Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
7.) What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
8.) What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
9.) Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
She wanted to see a butter fly.
10.) Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Because they have good soles.
2. Short cheesy jokes
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
What did Tennessee?
What Arkansas.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing it just waved.
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree.
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use a honeycomb.
What has only one eye, but still can’t see?
A needle.
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3. Silly jokes for kids
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music.
Why did the man put sugar on his pillow?
He wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What’s green and can fly?
Super Pickle!
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.
Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up.
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!
What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
“Keep your shirt on!”
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I made it.
4. Corny jokes
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
How do astronauts get their children to sleep?
Rocket.
What did the policeman say to the belly button?
“You’re under a-vest.”
What does a cloud wear under a raincoat?
Thunderwear.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
How do you define a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in their field.
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
5. Cheesy jokes about school
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough! I have to go back tomorrow.
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine now, she woke up.
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History because it is full of dates.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees.
Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
Computer jokes
What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
6. Animals – Cheesy jokes for kids
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzcuts.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
“Bison.”
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.
What kind of footwear do frogs prefer?
Open-toed.
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slowpoke.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?
A chipmonk.
Why are frogs happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Bear jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
Bird jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Cat jokes
Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted.
How did the black cats end their fight?
They hissed and made up.
Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
Because it was full of cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A sour puss.
Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
It was craving a well-balanced meal.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday.
Why don’t big cats play poker in the safari?
Too many cheetahs.
Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
A milk dud.
What do cows order from?
Cattle-logs.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card.
Dog jokes
What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A watch dog.
Which city does Paw Patrol like the most?
New Yorkie.
Elephant jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
What do you call a mad elephant?
An earthquake.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
Grapes are purple.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Fish jokes
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms.
How do you pass a message to a fish?
Drop it a line.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.
Horse jokes
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
Because she was a little horse.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neighbor.
Why did the pony get sent to his room?
He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
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7. Food – Cheesy jokes for kids
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They’re too cheesy!
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Cashier: “Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?”
Shopper: “No, just leave it in the carton!”
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call a shoe made of banana peels?
Slippers.
How many apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Why can’t an egg tell a joke?
It will crack up.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Funny jokes about vegetables
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A cornfield.
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom.
What vegetables are sailor’s enemies?
Leeks.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
How do you turn soup into jewelry?
Add 24 carrots.
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.
What do you call a little legume?
A Tinybean.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno your business.
How do you make an artichoke?
You strangle it.
8. Birthday – Cheesy jokes for kids
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?
No, they both burn shorter.
What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
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9. Halloween jokes
What do birds give out on Halloween?
A tweet.
Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the pumpkin patch?
It was in a seedy part of town.
What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
Show your spirit.
What is the witch’s favorite school subject?
Spelling.
What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why do vampires seem sick?
They’re always coffin.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood bank.
What do you call a ghost’s true love?
His ghoul-friend.
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10. Christmas jokes
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistletoes.
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11. Fun with puns – Cheesy jokes for kids
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A little plaque.
How do you organize a party on Mars?
Planet.
Why don’t trees take the bus?
They can never decide on a root.
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
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12. Cheesy jokes that make you think
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A stamp.
Why should you not talk to circles?
Because there is no point.
What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
What does a house put on to work?
A dress.
When should you go at red and stop at green?
When eating a watermelon.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
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