Rain Jokes For Kids
When the clouds roll in, and the rain starts to fall, it can be tough for kids to stay cooped up inside. But don’t let a little drizzle dampen your spirits!
Rain jokes for kids are a fantastic way to sprinkle some fun into a gloomy afternoon, keeping everyone entertained until the sun peeks out again.
Get ready to make a splash with these hilarious jokes that are perfect for parents, teachers, and kids of all ages!
Best rain jokes for kids
These are some of our favorite rain jokes that are guaranteed to bring on the smiles. Prepare for some instant sunshine, even on the cloudiest days!
1. How can you tell if it’s raining cats and dogs?
You step in a poodle.
2. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your plop.
3. What is it called before it rains candy?
A sprinkle.
4. What is the opposite of a cold front?
A warm back.
5. Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle.
6. What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear after a rainstorm?
A refrainbow.
7. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
8. When does it rain money?
When there’s a change in the weather.
Silly rain jokes for kids
These silly rain jokes are designed to be a little goofy and a whole lot of fun!
9. Can bees fly in the rain?
Only if they wear their yellow jackets.
10. Why do ghosts dislike rain?
It dampens the spirit.
11. What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
You’re shocking.
12. What is the king’s favorite weather?
Hail.
13. What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle?
The weekend.
14. Is it raining cats and dogs?
It’s okay, as long as it doesn’t rein-deer.
15. How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
16. Why did the raincoat go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling under the weather.
17. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
18. Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
She expected to find some change in the weather.
Funny rain puns
These rain puns might make you groan a little, but mostly, they’ll make you grin — perfect for kids who love a good play on words!
19. Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
20. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
21. What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
22. What did the puddle say to the evaporating rain drop?
I’ll mist you.
23. What do you call it when it starts raining chickens and ducks?
Poultry in motion.
24. What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road?
Oh grate!
25. Why did the young rain cloud always get into trouble?
It never took anything cirrus-ly.
26. Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mists.
27. What did the two clouds say to the third cloud?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
28. Do you know what they call the clam before the storm?
Shellfish of course.
Goofy rain riddles
These rain riddles will challenge young minds and get them thinking creatively, all while having a great time.
29. What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
30. What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
31. What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
A “w”.
32. What do teddy bears do when it rains?
They get wet.
33. When can three elephants stand under one umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
34. What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
35. Which place always has a good chance of showers?
The bathroom.
36. Why is Britain the wettest country?
Because royalty has reigned there for years.
37. What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella.
38. The more it rains, the wetter I get, but I never move. What am I?
A puddle.
Corny rain jokes for kids
These corny rain jokes are wonderfully cheesy and sure to elicit a few eye-rolls and plenty of giggles!
39. What is a wet bear called?
A drizzly bear.
40. What does it called when it’s raining for a full month straight?
England.
41. Why should you never fight with a cloud?
He will just storm out on you.
42. Why does a momma kangaroo hate the rain?
Because on those days the kids have to play inside.
43. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain?
Because they make up everything.
44. What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite part of a rainy day?
The drizzle fo shizzle.
45. What do you call a deer that loves being out in the rain?
A reindeer.
46. What happens to wizards when it’s raining?
They get wet just like everyone else.
47. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
48. Who is most likely to be struck by lightning if an orchestra performs in a thunderstorm?
The orchestra’s conductor.
Rain knock knock jokes
Get ready for some classic call-and-response fun that will have everyone knocking for more!
49. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Lettuce – Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside.
50. Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Water – Water who?
Water you doing standing out in the rain?
Bonus joke:
Knock, knock – Who’s there?
Dew – Dew who?
Dew you know it’s raining out here?
Next time the rain starts to fall, and your kids are bouncing off the walls, don’t despair! Grab some hot cocoa, gather the family, and dive into this collection of rain jokes.
Turning a gloomy day into a giggle-filled adventure is a great way to make lasting memories. So, go ahead, make it rain… jokes, that is!
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Published 7/1/25
